The Best 8 Catwoman Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catwoman jokes. There are some catwoman metropolis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catwoman batgirl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catwoman Jokes and Puns

What happens when Catwoman takes off her suit?

The Dark Knight Rises!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight rises.

Catwoman don't know the capital of Nepal...

but Kathmandu!

Why did Batman break up with Catwoman?

He didn't like getting hair balls.

What did Catwoman get fined for?

Kitty litter

If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman.

Me and my wife have a very active sex life

She likes to dress up and pretend to be Cat-Woman.

Where as I pretend I love her

What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

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