catwalk Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious catwalk puns

What do you call midget on a catwalk?

Scale model

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My father wanted me to be a firefighter

So he installed a brass pole from my bedroom to the living room. It didn't work. But my sisters both work at the Catwalk

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I went down the runway on all fours with a pissed off expression on my face.

Apparently that's the last time I'll ever do a catwalk.

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My wife says she's too fat to be on the catwalk.

"You're a roll model," I told her.

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What are the most funny Catwalk jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Catwalk? Well, here are the best Catwalk dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Catwalk pick up lines to share with friends.

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