Following is our collection of funny Cattle Rancher jokes. There are some cattle rancher livestock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cattle rancher grazing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Ah, you're a rancher?
No, I'm a Zumba instructor.
The steaks have never been higher.
The steaks were getting too high.
A texas cattle rancher came to visit a Vermont dairy farm. He gets a tour of the 10 acre farm, and says to the Vermont farmer "This farm aint nothin, my ranch back in texas is so big, it would take us 3 days just to drive my truck around the whole property". The Vermont farmer responds "yup I had a truck like that once"
He looks in the cattle-log!
A cattle-ac
The steaks were too high.
Analysts say the steaks have never been higher.
With a cow-culator.
about the overseas market. The Texan was bragging about his huge herds and the vast amounts of money he was making shipping thousands of heads of cattle overseas every year to the Chinese market.
The Canadian, not wanting to be outdone, shot back, "Yeah? Well I ship that much cattle every month!"
The Texan looked at him for a moment, then smiled as he said, "Well, you got me there then. You clearly are the biggest bull shipper I ever met!"
A cow kill later.
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When he rounded them up, he had 200.
A cattle-list
The steaks were low.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cattle rancher pasture jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
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