Catnip Jokes
8 catnip jokes and hilarious catnip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about catnip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find out the funniest jokes about cats and catnip. Discover purrfect puns and funny jokes for your favorite Siamese or tabby. Read this article for some of the best jokes on cats and the catnip they love!
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I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears
I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium.
When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think it's cute when they use it.
But I would think that from their point of view, it's more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.
Have you ever traded catnip for a h**...?
It's clawful!
I ate catnip today.
I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't.
What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?
A n**... slip 😃
Fishies
What would happen if I fed my fish catnip?
All the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now
w**... isn't a drug.
It's catnip for humans.
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