The Best 8 Catnip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catnip jokes. There are some catnip feline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catnip cat puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catnip Jokes and Puns

I found a substance that works like catnip, except only for Chinese bears

I'd release it, but that would cause pandamoanium.

When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think it's cute when they use it.

But I would think that from their point of view, it's more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.

Have you ever traded catnip for a handjob?

It's clawful!

I ate catnip today.

I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't.

What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?

A nip slip 😃


All the catnip is gone

You have cat to be kitten me right now

Weed isn't a drug.

It's catnip for humans.

Fishies

What would happen if I fed my fish catnip?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catnip squeaky jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catnip rar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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