Catnip Cat Jokes
7 catnip cat jokes and hilarious catnip cat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about catnip cat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Catnip Cat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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When you put catnip in a scratching board to encourage cats to scratch it, you think it's cute when they use it.
But I would think that from their point of view, it's more like a crack addict that dropped a rock through a grate and is trying to get it back.
I ate catnip today.
I enjoyed it, but the cat sure didn't.
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What do you call it when an addict cat relapses on catnip?
A n**... slip 😃
All the catnip is gone
You have cat to be kitten me right now
Curiosity has killed my cat....
At least I think it did. I mistook Schrodinger's box for my cat carrier when I threw the squeaky-catnip-mouse toy in...
What do you call an Asian cat?
Catnip
What do you get when a cat has a wardrobe malfunction?
Catnip.
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