The Best 4 Cation Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cation jokes. There are some cation ine jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cation electrons puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cation Jokes and Puns


Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]

-Noun Chemistry

1.An ion with paws-tive charge.
2.The cutest ion ever.

The Atom and the Cation

The Atom says to the Cation, "who's in charge around here?"

Cation: "I am!"

Atom: "Are you sure?"

Cation: "I'm positive!"

What is a cation afraid of?

A dogion

Sodium lost its electron...

... and its loving best friend, Chlorine, who had sneakily stolen its electron, asked Sodium if it was sure it had lost its electron. Sodium responded, "I'm positive it was stolen." Chlorine retorted with false disbelief, "You salty cation."

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We suggest to use only working cation chemical piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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