Cathouse Jokes

What are some Cathouse jokes?

A man goes to a cathouse with only $5 to his name.

"What can $5 get me?" he asked the lady inside.

"Let's see.. well, I can give you a penguin job," she replied.

The call girl unzips the man's pants and leaves them around his ankles, and goes to work with her mouth.

"Oh wow, this is fantastic, you sure know what you're doing!" The man was really enjoying his $5 penguin job.

It was only a short while before the climactic finish was approaching, and he made no delay with vocalizing this.

"I'm going to come, I'm going to come!"

The courtesan quickly stopped, got to her feet, and walked out the door of the room they were in.

"Wait baby, wait, wait! Where are you going?!" The man, pants still down around his ankles, waddled after the woman as fast as he could.

"That's a penguin job, and that'll be $5," she said, with a laugh.

Doing it the Jewish way

A man goes to the door of a cathouse and asks the madam if any of the girls know how to do it the Jewish way. The madam thinks he is joking and slams the door in his face. This happens several times, until finally a girl overhears him, askin the madam, says, "Wait a minute, I've never tried it the Jewish way. I'll do it for nothing." The man says "See, you're catching on already!"

For all the ladies that put your man in the doghouse...

You will soon find him in cathouse.

A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse...

...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "grüß dich."

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