The Best 3 Cathouse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cathouse jokes. There are some cathouse phonebook jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cathouse madame puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cathouse Jokes and Puns

Doing it the Jewish way

A man goes to the door of a cathouse and asks the madam if any of the girls know how to do it the Jewish way. The madam thinks he is joking and slams the door in his face. This happens several times, until finally a girl overhears him, askin the madam, says, "Wait a minute, I've never tried it the Jewish way. I'll do it for nothing." The man says "See, you're catching on already!"

For all the ladies that put your man in the doghouse...

You will soon find him in cathouse.

A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse...

...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a "grüß dich."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cathouse sweep jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cathouse doghouse piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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