The Best 14 Catholicism Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Catholicism Jokes and Puns
Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church.
Two Jewish friends pass a Catholic Church on which a large poster addresses non-Catholics: "Come to us, accept Catholicism, and you instantly get $30,000 in cash!" While walking away, the two friends become engaged in a debate about whether the offer is meant seriously. A week later the two friends meet again in front of the same church, and one of them confides to the other: "I still wonder if that offer is serious." the other replies condescendingly: "Ah you Jews, all you think about is money!"
Catholicism has 1.2 billion followers around the globe, second only to Islam with 1.8 billion
But that's okay because the Catholic church doesn't mind coming in a little behind.
Cannibal
Did you hear about the cannibal who converted to Catholicism?
On Fridays, he only eats fishermen!
A summary of the world's religions
Catholicism: Shit happens.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius says "Shit happens"
Rastafarianism: Let's roll up this shit and smoke it.
Please add your own.
What did you give up for Lent?
Catholicism!
Why don't religious people like rap music?
All rappers do is hop in the booth and confess to a bunch of crimes they've committed.
That's Catholicism.
Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism?
After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, "you didn't have to cut me off!"
In Roman Catholicism who invented Cheese?
Cheesus
(I'm really high so I apologize if this joke makes no sense)
In Catholicism, you can only have sex with your partner when you are married. So if priests are married to God, they can have sex with God.
And sometimes they cheat on God with altar boys.
What religion do cats practice?
CATholicism
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In Catholicism, souls have mass.
Did you hear about the atheist who converted to Catholicism?
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[NEWS] Drug company issuing recall under FDA pressure after several women claim drug made them convert to Catholicism
The makers of the drug continue to insist that it's non habit-forming.
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