The Best 5 Catholic Guilt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catholic Guilt jokes. There are some catholic guilt jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catholic guilt puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catholic Guilt Jokes and Puns

My body is like a temple...

More like a Catholic church. Full of wine, bread, and guilt.

I think the phrase, "My body is a temple" is completely untrue...

I don't know about other people, but my body is like a Catholic Church It's full of wine, bread and guilt.

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions.

He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."


I was raised a Cashew. Half catholic, half Jewish. Thats right, double the guilt with none of the bacon -Professor

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catholic guilt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catholic guilt piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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