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My body is like a temple...
More like a Catholic church. Full of wine, bread, and guilt.
I think the phrase, "My body is a temple" is completely untrue...
I don't know about other people, but my body is like a Catholic Church It's full of wine, bread and guilt.
What do catholic body builders lift?
Their guilt.
A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions.
He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a s**... favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."
Cashew
I was raised a Cashew. Half catholic, half Jewish. Thats right, double the guilt with none of the bacon -Professor
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