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Catholic Guilt Jokes

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My body is like a temple...

More like a Catholic church. Full of wine, bread, and guilt.

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What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

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A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions.

He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a s**... favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

Cashew

I was raised a Cashew. Half catholic, half Jewish. Thats right, double the guilt with none of the bacon -Professor

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