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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None.
They always use candles.
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In Catholicism, you can only have s**... with your partner when you are married. So if priests are married to God, they can have s**... with God.
And sometimes they cheat on God with altar boys.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage?
"Let us prey."
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What does a Catholic do before a confession?
He sins, obviously.
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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nun.
But really, its easier to r**... little boys in the dark.
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The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem
Concerto for o**... in a minor.
Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
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Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles?
Because the last time they shunned a child m**..., he started Islam.
What did the Catholic baker say after baking the Easter Eucharist?
He is risen.
When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?
When the choir boys have diarrhea.
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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
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Catholic, Protestant and Jew debate
The Catholic argues that life begins at conception; the protestant claims that life begins at birth. The Jew states that life begins when the kids move out and the dog dies.
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At catholic school...
A nun teaching catholic school asks the children what they want to be when they grow up.
Mary says, "I want to be a p**...!"
Shocked, the nun says, "What did you just say?"
Mary says, "I said I want to be a p**...!"
The nun replied, "Oh thank heavens. I thought you said you wanted to be a protestant."
Why do Catholics not fight during church?
Because Mass-Debating is wrong
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A catholic priest checks into a hotel...
And he asks the lady at the front desk, "Have you disabled adult movies?" She responds, "No, just the regular kind."
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A Catholic priest is asked to describe his s**... life.
"Well," he says, "if I'm not having nun, I'm having very little."
Which do Catholic priests like better—apples or cherries?
Neither—they prefer boysenberries.
Catholic church must be serious.
Everything with Mass has gravity, after all.
How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?
They exorcise.
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A Catholic boy in confession says
"Bless me Father, I have sinned, I m**... while thinking
about my sister."
"That's a disgrace," said the priest, "especially when you
have two gorgeous brothers."
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My catholic friend was arrested for drunk driving in batman costume....they gave this
**Christian, Bail**
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