The Best 7 Catheter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catheter jokes. There are some catheter piss jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catheter toilet puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catheter Jokes and Puns

What did the bladder say to the catheter?


At the vet: they put in a catheter for my kitten...

do they put dogtheters in puppies?

(From my wife)

Why do you prefer peeing normally, versus having a nurse use a catheter?

Urine control.

What do you get when you put a catheter in a pharmacist?

A harmacist

Because you remove the P

You know about those new catheters designed for use on an airplane?

you stick them in the cockpit

Why is a catheter like Russell Crowe?

They're both stuck up dicks.

I can't stop thinking about accident catheter I had recently...

It's stuck in my head and I can't get it out.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catheter urination jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catheter bladder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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