Cathedral Jokes
13 cathedral jokes and hilarious cathedral puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cathedral that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cathedral Short Jokes
Short cathedral jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cathedral humour may include short catholic church jokes also.
- Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you. - What do you call a Sandwich in Notre Dame Cathedral ? The Lunch pack of Notre dame
😀😭😂😅😢🤣 - Did you hear about the new cathedral with no chimes whose towers won an architectural award? It won the no-bell prize.
- A bartender walks into a cathedral, a mosque, and a synagogue... Has no concept of joke-telling.
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Cathedral One Liners
Which cathedral one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cathedral? I can suggest the ones about church and church holy.
- Today some crazed gunman shot up a cathedral in Brazil... It was a mass shooting.
- What's pointy and can't swim? A cathedral.
Amusing & Witty Cathedral Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about cathedral you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monastery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cathedral pranks.
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After s**... a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his o**... was to small.
He looks at her and says "I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral".
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Small o**...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church.
One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?" The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, "Where is God?" The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, "What's wrong?" The crying boy replied, "We're in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him.
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Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
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An Australian joke
Dave returned to Snake Gully after a brief trip to Europe. Dad said, 'Reckon you saw a lot of mighty fine things in that Europe.'
'Sure did, Dad. Cathedrals, palaces, mansions. But what impressed me most were the dunnies. They sure have got terrific dunnies. And they all flush.'
'Well, son,' said Dad, 'reckon you ought to build yourself one of those posh dunnies. But you'll have to get rid of the old s**... first."
'Nothing to it, Dad.' Dave took out a hand grenade that he happened to have on him, pulled out the pin and threw it at the s**....
Dad's a slow thinker and a slow mover. After a while he said, 'I don't reckon you should have done that, son.'
Out of the debris staggered Mum. She lurched up to Dad and said, 'Reckon it must have been something i ate.'
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When in Russia (very bad quality joke)
A man visits Russia for a month. He enjoyed everything there for the first few weeks, the v**..., the cathedrals, even the people there. It was only towards the final week that he realised things started to get a bit strange. Everyone he sees have much stronger arm muscles by the end of the month than the start of it.
He asks a man wether it's normal to see this. "Not really, but it's reaspnable." the man replied, "Some people from Ghana came here recently to do a special f**... celebration, and in return -as per Russian tradition-, since they carried the people, all people in Russia carried them back!"
