Cathedral Jokes
14 cathedral jokes and hilarious cathedral puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cathedral that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cathedral Short Jokes
Short cathedral jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cathedral humour may include short catholic church jokes also.
- Priest: Do you have any idea who set fire to the Cathedral of Notre Dame? Quasimodo: I have a hunch.
Priest: Don't make this about you. - What do you call a Sandwich in Notre Dame Cathedral ? The Lunch pack of Notre dame
😀😭😂😅😢🤣 - Did you hear about the new cathedral with no chimes whose towers won an architectural award? It won the no-bell prize.
- A bartender walks into a cathedral, a mosque, and a synagogue... Has no concept of joke-telling.
- After s**... a woman tells a man that she didn't like his performance, that his o**... was to small. He looks at her and says "I didn't know I would be playing in a cathedral".
- A man and a woman were having s**... and the woman was dissatisfied... Woman - I think your o**... is too small
Man - I didn't think I would be playing in a cathedral
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Cathedral One Liners
Which cathedral one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cathedral? I can suggest the ones about church and church holy.
- Why can't women build cathedrals? They can't deal with the glass ceiling.
- Today some crazed gunman shot up a cathedral in Brazil... It was a mass shooting.
- What's pointy and can't swim? A cathedral.
Amusing & Witty Cathedral Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun
What funny jokes about cathedral you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean monastery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cathedral pranks.
Small o**...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk, they got undressed, climbed into bed and generally got organized for a leg over.
After a few minutes, the girl started laughing. The fellow asked her what she found so amusing.
"Your o**...," she replied. "It's a bit on the small side."
Hurt, he replied, "It's not used to playing in cathedrals."
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church.
One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?" The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, "Where is God?" The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, "What's wrong?" The crying boy replied, "We're in trouble now! God is missing and they think we took him.
Two Jews walking down the street
Two Jews are taking an afternoon stroll. As they pass St. Joseph's Cathedral they notice a sign posted on the front door.
**CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
GET $50!**
"$50!!," exclaims David. "What a great deal, we can just convert back after!"
"Hold your horses," says Aaron. "It could be a scam, tell you what, I will go and do it, we'll see if this deal is real."
Aaron goes into the cathedral and David waits outside.
Finally, after an hour passes, Aaron comes out of the cathedral.
"So? Was it a scam? Did you get the $50??," asks David.
Aaron replies, "Is it always about the money with you people?"
A drunk staggers out of a bar and into a nearby cathedral.
He eventually stumbles his way down the aisle and into a confessional. After a lengthy silence, the priest asks, "May I help you, my son?"
"I dunno" comes the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
An elderly Jew bolts into a church confessional
St Patrick's Cathedral. He pulls the curtain and says , Father. My name is Saul Hershkowitz. I'm 73 years old and I've been with a 22 year old girl. The priest says Saul, wait a minute. You're Jewish. Why are you telling me this? And the man says Hey Father, I'm telling everybody
Where is god?
Two little boys were known troublemakers, stealing everything they could get their hands, even from the church. One day a priest stopped one of the boys and asked, "Where is God?" The boy shrugged and the priest repeated, "Where is God?" The boy ran out of the cathedral crying to his home where he hid in a closet. Eventually his brother found him and asked, "What's wrong?" The crying boy replied, "We're in trouble now! God missing and they think we took him!"
