The Best 21 Catfish Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catfish jokes. There are some catfish slimy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catfish reel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catfish Jokes and Puns

In New York City, a fisherman reeled in a 250 pound catfish 6 feet 6 inches long.

I don't get what the big deal is. I do that on Tinder every day.

What's the difference between a politician and a catfish?

One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish.

I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer.

What's a hammerfer? Fer driving nails.

My 8year old friend thinks this is the greatest joke, I thought so too when I was his age.

Catfish joke, I went fishing and caught a bass, a catfish and a hammerfer.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish.

A lonely fisherman decided to use his internet instead of a regular fishing net.

All he caught were catfish.


I reeled in a 6 foot 1 inch catfish

That weighed 280 lbs on Tinder

What does a catfish chase after?

A string ray!

Catfish joke, What does a catfish chase after?

(A real joke from my elementary-aged kid) Dad, did you know catfish can eat through their butts?

Me: Really?
Kid: Yeah, they're bottom feeders.

There may be plenty of fish in the sea...

but most of them these days are catfish.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

One's a slimy, scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is delicious dipped in batter and deep-fried.

*-Hannibal Lecter*

I adopted a couple of pet catfish; great fish. The only problem...

They refuse to use the litter box.

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I was catfished once

For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet...

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

What is a pervert's least favorite food?

Catfish.

What's the difference between a catfish and Harvey Weinstein?

One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller. The other's a fish.

What is the difference between a catfish and a woman?

One is a soulless bottom feeder and the other is a fish

Catfish joke, What is the difference between a catfish and a woman?

What's the difference between a catfish and a Frenchman?

One is a filthy, slimy, bottom-feeding, scum-sucking monstrosity with long whiskers, and the other is a fish.

What's the difference between a catfish and a Russian prostitute?

One has whiskers and smells like fish. And the other is a fish.

A catfish was having trouble sleeping.

The bass nextdoor was too loud.


What kind of fish surfs the Internet?

A catfish.

Online dating is a lot like fishing in my local river

Catfish get all the best ones for themselves

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