Cater Jokes
24 cater jokes and hilarious cater puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cater that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cater Short Jokes
Short cater jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cater humour may include short cafeteria jokes also.
- f(x) walks into a bar The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't cater for functions".
f'(x) walks into a bar... Wait, isn't this the same joke? No, it's derivative humour. - I want to open an Indian restaurant that caters to the workingclass individual. I'll call it Naan to Five.
- The definition of old... I admited to an old friend that I was having an affair.
"Is is catered?" - What do you call a law-abiding Middle Eastern waffle shop that caters to police officers, but tastes horrible? Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"
- So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market.
- A wedding photographer was tragically killed today when a 250lb wheel of cheese fell off the catering lorry and crushed him. All the guests tried frantically to warn him, but to no avail.
- What could we call an international chain of hotels catering to vampires? Hema Globe Inns
(Thoughts on this OC?) - To anyone who works at McDonalds who is feeling bad about their life choices just remember... You can technically put White House Catering staff on your CV now
- Brewing company Hart Dickins is catering to its female customer base with a new alcoholic apple cider. After all, what woman wouldn't want a Hart Dickins cider?
- I had to stop catering to fat people in the video games I design They consume the content *way* too fast.
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Cater One Liners
Which cater one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cater? I can suggest the ones about eater and cook.
- f(x) walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't cater for functions
- I set up a restaurant for overweight people I'm trying to cater for a wide audience
- What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a meeting full of lawyers? The caterer.
- Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi
- I met my true love at a family reunion Oh no It wasn't like that! She was the caterer!
- ƒ(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, Sorry, we don't cater functions.
- What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself. - I didn't know United Airlines catered they just won first place in Chinese takeout
- What do you call a fast food joint that caters specifically to muslims? Allahuh Snackbar
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Cater Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about cater you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean diner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cater pranks.
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the h**... are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Doggerpillars.
What is a caterpillar scared of?
A dogapillar
When do caterpillars receive The Talk?
At the start of Pupa-ty
what are caterpillers afraid of?
Dog-erpillars
Freddie Mercury offered to cater my wedding, so I asked him how many cakes he'd be making.
He said I want to bake three.
I'm starting a nightclub to cater to people infected with AIDS
It's called "Hi Five" in Roman Numerals (h**...)
What's a caterpillar afraid of?
A dogapillar
A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse:
"I hope they like their eggs runny"
so a train station noticed that alot of the passengers where either musicians or gardeners.
so they decided that in order to cater to these people, they would decorate the station with metrognomes
