The Best 10 Caterpillars Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Caterpillars jokes. There are some caterpillars cupcake jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these caterpillars wolfman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Caterpillars Jokes and Puns

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...

They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.

"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"

Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...

...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.

"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"

The first caterpillar scoffs.

"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"

What are caterpillars afraid of?

Doggerpillars.

You know what gives me butterflies no matter how many times I experience it?

Raising caterpillars

My son asked, Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!

I gently put my arm around him and replied, That's easy son…

Stop eating caterpillars!


When do caterpillars receive The Talk?

At the start of Pupa-ty

Insects are apparently the superfood of the future. I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous.

Gave me butterflies in my stomach.

I spent three days in the jungle with nothing to eat apart from raw caterpillars I remember the moment I walked back into civilization....

They were a few butterflies in my stomach I could tell you.

How do you get rid of the butterflies in your stomach?

Stop eating caterpillars.

I like my women like I like my caterpillars...

Red hair, a cute face, and makes me smile whenever I see her

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the caterpillars diet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working caterpillars bask piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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