Caterpillar Jokes
42 caterpillar jokes and hilarious caterpillar puns to laugh out loud. Read animal jokes about caterpillar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this hilarious collection of caterpillar jokes, featuring references to Colin the Caterpillar, The Hungry Caterpillar, Caterpillar equipment, Caterpillar tractors, Bobcat, Squeaky, and Shoes! Laugh out loud with these funny punchlines and one-liners!
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Funniest Caterpillar Short Jokes
Short caterpillar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The caterpillar humour may include short butterfly jokes also.
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a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker. - You know what gives me butterflies no matter how many times I experience it? Raising caterpillars
- My son asked, Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?! I gently put my arm around him and replied, That's easy son…
Stop eating caterpillars! - Insects are apparently the superfood of the future. I tried eating caterpillars but it made me too nervous. Gave me butterflies in my stomach.
- In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
- I spent three days in the jungle with nothing to eat apart from raw caterpillars I remember the moment I walked back into civilization.... They were a few butterflies in my stomach I could tell you.
- Why was the male caterpillar attracted to the female caterpillar? She always gave him butterflies!!
- The mother of all Dad jokes. Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans!
Person: "Why?"
Dad: "Because he's got lots of Hans!" - A mushroom finds a boy Mushroom:so I met this guy
Caterpillar:is he nice
Well he's nice and he's a real fun-gi - I dumped my girlfriend last night She just locked herself away and changed overnight. She never was the same.
Never dating a Caterpillar again.
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Caterpillar One Liners
Which caterpillar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with caterpillar? I can suggest the ones about grasshopper and cat tail.
- What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other? A caterpillar
- How does a caterpillar celebrate the spring equinox? By going out for a butterfly!
- What are caterpillars afraid of? Doggerpillars.
- What scares a caterpillar? A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)
- What has 16 legs and meows? A CATerpillar
- When do caterpillars receive The Talk? At the start of Pupa-ty
- What do you call a caterpillar with a phone? A Walkie Talkie
- How do you get rid of the butterflies in your stomach? Stop eating caterpillars.
- How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air? Turn it upside down
- What temperature does a caterpillar like? Worm Temperature
- What do you call a butterfly with no wings? A caterpillar
- What do you call a baby caterpillar? A kittenpillar
- Whats make 999 tic and 1 toc ? A caterpillar with a wooden leg.
- Coach: "Why are you late for the game?"
Caterpillar: "I had to put my shoes on." - What do you call a pillar that provides you with support? Caterpillar.
Hungry Caterpillar Jokes
Here is a list of funny hungry caterpillar jokes and even better hungry caterpillar puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I'd say i could read you like a book... But I've already read the hungry hungry caterpillar.
- Things that kinda rhyme... Very Hungry Caterpillar
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Cheeky Caterpillar Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about caterpillar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat fur jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make caterpillar pranks.
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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the h**... are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
An American, a German, a Jew and a Chinese guy were walking through the woods...
A caterpillar falls on the American. The American throws it to the German, the German throws it to the Jew and the Jew throws it to the Chinese guy, who eats it. They walk a bit more and another caterpillar falls on the American. He throws to it the German, the German throws it to the Jew. The Jew turns the Chinese guy and tells him - "hey man, wanna buy a caterpillar?"
God was having a conversation with a caterpillar...
God: then you become a butterfly!
Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly!
God: yeah lol the "rest"
Caterpillar: how long
God: ...
Caterpillar: how long God
So an Israeli and an Iranian are sitting under a tree...
A caterpillar falls on the Israeli, who looks at it in disgust and flicks it onto the Iranian. The Iranian pops it into his mouth and eats it without a second glance.
A few minutes later, another caterpillar lands on the Israeli. The Israeli turns to the Iranian and says, "Would you like to buy a caterpillar?"
One day a man asks his caterpillar if he wants to go on a walk.
The caterpillar doesn't answer. So he asks again, "Hey caterpillar do you want to go on a walk?" Still no answer from the caterpillar. So the man asks a little louder, "HEY caterpillar! Do you want to go on a walk?" The caterpillar still says nothing. So the man yells "HEY CATERPILLAR, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK‽"
The caterpillar looked up at the man and replied "I heard you the first time. I was putting on my shoes."
