The Best 28 Caterpillar Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Caterpillar jokes. There are some caterpillar worm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Caterpillar Jokes and Puns
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a Caterpillar with one wet sneaker.
So an Israeli and an Iranian are sitting under a tree...
A caterpillar falls on the Israeli, who looks at it in disgust and flicks it onto the Iranian. The Iranian pops it into his mouth and eats it without a second glance.
A few minutes later, another caterpillar lands on the Israeli. The Israeli turns to the Iranian and says, "Would you like to buy a caterpillar?"
Ain't this a bit discriminating from Google?
Dutch people will know what it mean but I will translate the discriminating parts.
'zwarte rups': black caterpillar
'zwartje': blacky
'dievenlantaarn': lights thief
The mother of all Dad jokes.
Dad: *Picks up caterpillar* I'll name him Hans!
Person: "Why?"
Dad: "Because he's got lots of Hans!"
What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?
A caterpillar
An American, a German, a Jew and a Chinese guy were walking through the woods...
A caterpillar falls on the American. The American throws it to the German, the German throws it to the Jew and the Jew throws it to the Chinese guy, who eats it. They walk a bit more and another caterpillar falls on the American. He throws to it the German, the German throws it to the Jew. The Jew turns the Chinese guy and tells him - "hey man, wanna buy a caterpillar?"
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?
Finding out you have cancer.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree.
A Romanian, a Jew and a Somali are sitting under a tree. A caterpillar gets on the Romanian's shoulder.
The Romanian throws the caterpillar at the Jew, the Jew throws the caterpillar at the Somali, the Somali picks up the caterpillar and eats it.
Another caterpillar gets on the Romanian, the Romanian throws it at the Jew, the Jew picks it up and asks the Somali: "Do you want to buy a caterpillar?"
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Doggerpillars.
What is a caterpillar scared of?
A dogapillar
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What's a caterpillar afraid of?
A dogapillar
What has 16 legs and meows?
A CATerpillar
One day a man asks his caterpillar if he wants to go on a walk.
The caterpillar doesn't answer. So he asks again, "Hey caterpillar do you want to go on a walk?" Still no answer from the caterpillar. So the man asks a little louder, "HEY caterpillar! Do you want to go on a walk?" The caterpillar still says nothing. So the man yells "HEY CATERPILLAR, DO YOU WANT TO GO ON A WALK‽"
The caterpillar looked up at the man and replied "I heard you the first time. I was putting on my shoes."
How do you send a caterpillar 100 feet into the air?
Turn it upside down
I dumped my girlfriend last night
She just locked herself away and changed overnight. She never was the same.
Never dating a Caterpillar again.
What scares a caterpillar?
A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)
What do you call a caterpillar with a phone?
A Walkie Talkie
God was having a conversation with a caterpillar...
God: then you become a butterfly!
Caterpillar: wow. the rest of my life as a butterfly!
God: yeah lol the "rest"
Caterpillar: how long
God: ...
Caterpillar: how long God
Why was the male caterpillar attracted to the female caterpillar?
She always gave him butterflies!!
What do you call a baby caterpillar?
A kittenpillar
Whats make 999 tic and 1 toc ?
A caterpillar with a wooden leg.
What do you call a butterfly with no wings?
A caterpillar
What temperature does a caterpillar like?
Worm Temperature
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down
Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the hell are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole damn forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
When do caterpillars receive The Talk?
At the start of Pupa-ty
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