The Best 27 Category Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Category jokes. There are some category sort jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these category cbs puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Category Jokes and Puns
Humans are being tested against the new AI program
The robot beats the human in every category. It comes to one of the last ones: hunting. The robot again beats the human. However, someone working there sets the animals free again and tells them to try get them again. The robot doesn't move whilst the human wins because
ROBOTS CANT RECAPTCHA
I got my family banned from playing Family Feud today.
The category was "Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote"
and apparently "ARE YOU READY KIDS?" was not the right answer.
What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane?
MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out...
Don't forget capital letters...
In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
How to take a hurricane seriously
If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.
What's the rarest category on Jeopardy?
Contestants with southern accents
I entered the sex Olympics for team GB...
Yeah, it's a real thing you know. Anyway, I was team GB's first ever entrant in the endurance category. I trained really hard for the event and put my all in. I'm proud to say that I'm the first ever Briton to come first and last in the same event.
America was declared the country with most busty people.
In the both genders category.
Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"
Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.
Dog Show Hair Remover
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."
What's one thing you almost never need but if you need it once and don't have it, you probably won't need it ever again?
Parachute.
PS: Just as I was typing this out I realized a seatbelt would fit the category too.
You can explore category categories reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean category classify dad jokes. There are also category puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Hurricane Joaquin
This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
Pornhub is making a big change
Due to rising tensions, Pornhub has decided to change the category 'Masturbation' to 'Equalbation'
Depressed people's favorite Netflix category
is "watch again"
Did you know there is a category for the best reposts of all times?
It's called 'Hot'.
I hear they've introduced a new category to the grammies
The quietest album; and the award goes to:
Stephen Hawking... Unplugged
There's a new category of art where people paint babies who died in childbirth.
Still life.
A start-up company was deciding over something to manufacture
Something local that wouldn't cost much.
They figured filtered water would fit this category.
After running it through all the bodies of the company, they decided on making bread. The water market was oversaturated.
What's a Terrorists favourite category to watch on YouTube?
Trending. Because all the videos there blow up.
Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is definitely going to win in at least one award category...
...Viewer's Choice.
You know you're getting old when
You find your favorite teen pornstar under the milf category.
Hurricane Michael is now being called a Category 3
But women knows it's really just a tropical storm at most
Definition of "Hipster", adjective.
Definitions are too mainstream.
*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*
stolen from urbandictionary.
The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony.
"Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
There are two kinds of people
1. Those who can group everyone into one category.
Why Irma Downgraded to Category 2
Someone shouted...
#LOK... VAH KOOR#
Dad starting to notice he's getting old
Girls that he only used to see in the TEEN category are now starting to appear in the category MILF
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