Category Jokes
38 category jokes and hilarious category puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about category that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article focuses on jokes related to category theory. Specifically, readers will learn about general categories, genres, and sections as well as how these concepts can be used to build funny jokes. Whether you are a beginner or experienced in category theory, this article has something for everyone.
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Funniest Category Short Jokes
Short category jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The category humour may include short genre jokes also.
- What happens to a sailboat in a category 5 hurricane? MAST DESTRUCTION!!!
I'll ~~see~~ sea myself out... - Meteorologists have recently reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane. Number 5 will blow you away.
- Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week.
Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix. - I hear they've introduced a new category to the grammies The quietest album; and the award goes to:
Stephen Hawking... Unplugged - There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder
- There's a new category of art where people paint babies who died in childbirth. Still life.
- What's a Terrorists favourite category to watch on YouTube? Trending. Because all the videos there blow up.
- Black Mirror: Bandersnatch is definitely going to win in at least one award category... ...Viewer's Choice.
- PICK YOUR BATTLES If there ever is a battle of the sexes, the'd have to add a minimum 5 sub categories
- Hurricane Michael is now being called a Category 3 But women knows it's really just a tropical storm at most
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Category One Liners
Which category one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with category? I can suggest the ones about species and topic.
- What's the rarest category on Jeopardy? Contestants with southern accents
- Depressed people's favorite Netflix category is "watch again"
- Did you know there is a category for the best reposts of all times? It's called 'Hot'.
- There are two categories of humans Either you have read 1984 or, well...
- I organise my music into two categories one for cheese The other for crackers
- There are 3 categories of people. Those who can count and those who can't.
- There are two kinds of people 1. Those who can group everyone into one category.
- Why Irma Downgraded to Category 2 Someone shouted...
#LOK... VAH KOOR# - A bird takes part in a wrestling competition... It gets put in the featherweight category
- America was declared the country with most b**... people. In the both genders category.
- A Gladiator's Favourite p**...-Category? Glory holes.
Category Of Jokes
Here is a list of funny category of jokes and even better category of puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Did you know that all types of teas can be divided in two categories? Uppercase and lowercase.
- Definition of "Hipster", adjective. Definitions are too mainstream.
*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*
stolen from urbandictionary. - The Academy Awards have introduced a new category for the upcoming Oscars ceremony. "Best Acting for shocked response to Weinstein revelations" is full of very competitive entries .
- I got my family banned from playing Family Feud today. The category was "Describe your s**... life with a Spongebob quote"
and apparently "ARE YOU READY KIDS?" was not the right answer. - Pornhub is making a big change Due to rising tensions, Pornhub has decided to change the category m**...' to 'Equalbation'
- You know you're getting old when You find your favorite teen pornstar under the m**... category.
- Dad starting to notice he's getting old Girls that he only used to see in the TEEN category are now starting to appear in the category m**...
- Why did India do so poorly in the Olympics There is no category for gang r**... and tech support
Laughter Category Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about category you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean group jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make category pranks.
Humans are being tested against the new AI program
The robot beats the human in every category. It comes to one of the last ones: hunting. The robot again beats the human. However, someone working there sets the animals free again and tells them to try get them again. The robot doesn't move whilst the human wins because
ROBOTS CANT RECAPTCHA
Don't forget capital letters...
In the world of high-tech gadgetry, more and more people who send text messages and emails have forgotten the art of capital letters.
For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:
"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle j**... a horse, and helping your uncle j**... a horse."
How to take a hurricane seriously
If the US wants to take hurricanes seriously they need to give them Muslim names. We got Irma and people don't care. But when the weatherman starts saying Abdullah is coming at Florida as a category 5, the whole country would evacuate.
I entered the s**... Olympics for team GB...
Yeah, it's a real thing you know. Anyway, I was team GB's first ever entrant in the endurance category. I trained really hard for the event and put my all in. I'm proud to say that I'm the first ever Briton to come first and last in the same event.
Winner of the National Championship for Poems - Category: "Timbuktu"
Tim and I off hunting went.
Found three girls in a pop up tent.
They were three and we were two.
So I bucked one and,
Tim bucked two.
Dog Show Hair Remover
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's not for my armpits," she flustered, embarrassed, "it's for my Chihuahua" "Oh well, in that case," said the pharmacist, "don't ride a bike for twenty minutes."
What's one thing you almost never need but if you need it once and don't have it, you probably won't need it ever again?
Parachute.
PS: Just as I was typing this out I realized a seatbelt would fit the category too.
A guy is record shopping at a local music store…
and goes up to the clerk and says I'm looking for that classic 90s Seattle grunge sound on vinyl if you carry it. Clerk says reluctantly, I'm sorry the only styles we carry are children's, Christian, classical, or folk. The man looks puzzled and becomes a tad irate. He responds back saying, You mean to tell me that the only categories you carry here are children's, Christian, classical, or folk? The cashier looks at the guy and says, Well yeah, there's no alternative.
Monday is Oscar night, and three films, 'The English Patient,' 'Secrets and Lies' and 'Shine' are locked in a tight race in the category: Best picture there's not a chance in h**... I will ever see.
