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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider...
They climb up a small branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped.
"Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar, and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but he grabs two protruding twigs and steers the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!" says the second caterpillar. "How are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs. "Am I the *only one* in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick?"
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Two caterpillars are escaping a spider. They climb up a branch and get to the edge, but realize they are now trapped. "Hold on tight!" says the first caterpillar and he quickly chews through the branch. It snaps and they begin to fall, but...
...he grabs two protruding twigs and uses them to steer the branch through the air with grace and finesse.
"That's amazing!!" says the second caterpillar. "How in the h**... are you doing that?!"
The first caterpillar scoffs.
"Am I the only one in the whole d**... forest who knows how to drive a stick!?"
What are caterpillars afraid of?
Doggerpillars.
When do caterpillars receive The Talk?
At the start of Pupa-ty
Did you know there is a category for the best reposts of all times?
It's called 'Hot'.
There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy...
I always seem to fall into the ladder
There's a new category of art where people paint babies who died in childbirth.
Still life.
There are two categories of humans
Either you have read 1984 or, well...
A caterer was sprinting down the hallway with a pan of scrambled eggs. My first instinct repsonse:
"I hope they like their eggs runny"
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