The Best 13 Catchphrase Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catchphrase jokes. There are some catchphrase bai jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catchphrase kasparov puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catchphrase Jokes and Puns

What was the Jokers catchphrase during the prohibition?

We live in a sobriety

I think my new Simpsons shirt is a knock-off

It says don't halve a cow, man .

They really butchered the catchphrase.

What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

Pasta la vista, baby.

Catchphrase joke, What is an Italian Terminators Catchphrase?

I'm writing a Bollywood take on a spy movie, about a taxi driver who's really an undercover agent.

His catchphrase is, "the name's Shaw - Rick Shaw".

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase.

Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!


What's a prostitutes' catchphrase when she's offering a discount?

Get more bang for your buck.

What's an erudite's catchphrase?

Can i have some more.

Catchphrase joke, What's an erudite's catchphrase?

The Incredible Hulk became a muslim.

Now his new catchphrase is "i slam".

What is the catchphrase of a douchebag magician?

"A-bro-kada-bro"

I'll show myself out...

If Matthew McConaughey was in the KKK, what would his catchphrase be?

All white, all white, all white

"To 9,460,730,472,580,800 metres, and beyond!"

"Dude, that's a stupid catchphrase"

"What can I say, I'm Buzz Lightyear"

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I hear there's a new gem store opening down the road. They have a neat catchphrase.

# *Welcome to Mohs!*

If Columbo was a doctor what would his catchphrase be?

Just one more injection...

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catchphrase klub jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catchphrase adage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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