The Best 12 Catcher Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catcher jokes. There are some catcher outfielder jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catcher hitter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catcher Jokes and Puns

How does a dog catcher gets paid?

by the pound.

Where does a catcher sit down for dinner?

Behind the plate

Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher?

Because they're paid by the pound.

Catcher joke, Why is a fat dog so afraid of the dog catcher?

For the first time, an MLB Umpire came out as gay

He's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.

Which baseball player has the shortest commute?

The catcher, he only works from home.


Ever read The Catcher in the Rye?

Or are you holden on for a better time to read it?

Did you hear about the girl's softball game that turned into an orgy?

It all started when the catcher stuck her finger in the batters box.

Catcher joke, Did you hear about the girl's softball game that turned into an orgy?

Did you hear about the Major League Baseball umpire who came out as gay?

Apparently he's not a pitcher or a catcher, he just likes to watch.

Question about The Catcher in the Rye

In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it.

I just finished reading "Catcher in the Rye"

anyone know where I can find the other 8 books in the series?

What would you title a novel about a rebellious Asian teenager?

The Catcher in the Rice

You can explore catcher league reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean catcher ball dad jokes. There are also catcher puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


There's only 3 reasons why a grown man should be wearing a backwards hat

1) He's a catcher in the MLB

2) He's a professional sniper

3) He's blowing his best friend

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catcher outfield jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catcher softball piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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