Catch Prey Jokes
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The Eagle- an original joke
A man is talking with an eagle.
The man asks, "Eagle, how can you catch your prey so well if you just fly over really fast?"
The eagle responds, "I don't know, I guess I just have a talon for it."
What do you call an eagle who can't catch it's prey?
*Talon*tless.
...Sorry.
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King of the Jungle
If the leader of all the lions can't find any prey to catch, does he just s**... his pride?
My priest was explaining the difference between pray and prey...
Thank you God he didn't catch me.
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Hungry bats
Heard from my father- So there is this family of bats who are out of luck. Not a single prey in a week. Everybody is hungry and desperate for food and then one of the younger bats (lets call him Gary) shows up with his mouth dripping blood. Everyone is envious about Gary's catch and ask him where he made the kill. Gary denies getting any food. Everyone calls b**.... After a lot of persuation, he gives up and asks everybody to follow him. He flies to one of the trees in the woods and says "Do you see that tree?"
"YES!!" roar the crowd in anticipation.. Gary turns around and says "Well, I didn't."
A lion was getting rather old and slow and having difficulty catching its prey.
It decided it needed a disguise so that other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.
So it goes into a fancy dress shop and buys a gorilla suit.
It then heads for a watering hole to see if it can catch something with its new disguise.
On the way it comes across two eagles sitting on a rock.
One eagle says to it "Hi Mr. Lion!"
The other said, "Where did you get the gorilla suit?"
The lion, rather frustrated, asks, "How did you know I was a lion?"
The eagles then started to sing, "You can't hide your lion eyes".
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