The Best 6 Catatonic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catatonic jokes. There are some catatonic misteak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catatonic schizophrenia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catatonic Jokes and Puns

Man walks into a bar with a cat under his arm.

 He orders a gin for himself and a tonic water for his pet.

"I'll serve your gin, but I won't make him anything", says the barman, pointing at the kitty.

"Why not", asks the man

"I don't want to end up in an unresponsive stupor", the barman replies

"What are you on about?" says the man, "he's the one drinking it".

"Yeah, but that's what happens every time I get catatonic"

As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America?


What Do You Call A Catatonic In A Sauna?

A steamed vegetable

They tried to make Tony the Tiger the new mascot for club soda...

He became catatonic.

What did the stuffed feline order at the bar?

A catatonic.

What did the taxadermied feline order from the bar?

A Catatonic.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catatonic psychosis jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catatonic crunch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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