Catatonic Jokes
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Man walks into a bar with a cat under his arm.
He orders a gin for himself and a tonic water for his pet.
"I'll serve your gin, but I won't make him anything", says the barman, pointing at the kitty.
"Why not", asks the man
"I don't want to end up in an unresponsive stupor", the barman replies
"What are you on about?" says the man, "he's the one drinking it".
"Yeah, but that's what happens every time I get catatonic"
As of Nov 9, 2016, what will be the 2nd most populous state in America?
Catatonic
What Do You Call A Catatonic In A Sauna?
A steamed vegetable
They tried to make Tony the Tiger the new mascot for club soda...
He became catatonic.
What did the stuffed feline order at the bar?
A catatonic.
What did the taxadermied feline order from the bar?
A Catatonic.
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