The Best 9 Catastrophic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catastrophic jokes. There are some catastrophic inconclusive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catastrophic scientists puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catastrophic Jokes and Puns

Nearly 200,000 Californians evacuated due to Oroville Dam reaching a likely catastrophic failure. You may think this isn't the time to bring up politics however this is Trump's fault.

No man made structure was built to hold so many liberal tears.

Did you hear about the time a cat got into a mousehole?

Casualties were **cat**astrophic.

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.

There was a situation where malware was shown as a kitten meme

The damage it caused was catastrophic

when asked about the future of artificial intelligence.... some people say it will be a catastrophic cataclysmic calamity.... and some people say that's what she said.


A terrets group therapy session is a lot like nuclear fission

They can both result in a chain reaction with catastrophic results

What does a works cited page and a teenage girl have in common?

A period in the wrong place can be catastrophic.

Recent studies were done to see if cheetahs can drive as fast as smart cars.

The results were catastrophic.

Knock knock! (who's there?)

Catastrophic Climate Change.

Catastrophic Climate Change Who?

"Oranges" you glad to see me?

(I apologize for my bad joke, but I said this to my friend when were discussing a certain orange President and his recent use of the word "oranges" instead of "origins" while claiming wind turbine noise causes cancer and he almost suffocated while laughing and now I'm just hoping to maybe choke the life out of a few more people.)

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catastrophic daleks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catastrophic skyrocket piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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