The Best 28 Catastrophe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catastrophe jokes. There are some catastrophe tornadoes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catastrophe catastrophic puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catastrophe Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the cow that jumped over the barbed wired fence?

It was udder catastrophe!

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-)

Yeah, ok, I'll be going now.

Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade

Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion.

What followed was a catastrophe

Catastrophe joke, Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade

Did you hear about the contest that awarded the winner with a cat?

It was a catastrophe.

Once I saw a cow jump over a barbed wire fence

Twas an utter catastrophe

Letting go of a loved one is hard...

But sometimes it's the only way to survive a rock climbing catastrophe.

A friend of mine killed a lion on a safari....

...and instead of hanging the head on a mantle he hung its behind. He asked me what I think and I replied "I think it's a catastrophe."

Catastrophe joke, A friend of mine killed a lion on a safari....

There was a robbery at the pet store today

It was a dog-gone catastrophe.

It cost NASA scientist 1 billion dollars to send felines into outerspace.

It was a catastrophe

Dad! Our cat just won the award for the best 'cat bum'

*That's a catastrophe*

What's the worst kind of cat?

A cat-astrophe

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They gave an award for my cat's rear

It was a catastrophe.

Two lions, two tigers and a jaguar escaped from a zoo...

It was a real big cat-astrophe.

There was a fire at the local feline shelter in my town today.

It was a catastrophe.

I made an award that looked like a cat's rear end, but nobody liked it.

It was a catastrophe.

Did you know...

Did you know if someone killed all the cats in the world it would be a catastrophe!

Catastrophe joke, Did you know...

Did you hear about the competition between the different cat litter companies?

The winner gets the catastrophe

Why did the old billionaire not want to marry the hot young kitten?

He wanted to avoid a catastrophe

Couldn't believe my eyes when I they gave me a plastic Garfield butt for winning an event at Comic-Con.

Absolute catastrophe!

I recently enrolled my cat for beautiful butt competition

We won.

But everyone thinks it was a catastrophe!

My kitten got a reward for having a fat ass

It was a catastrophe

This feline messed up my clothes

What a catastrophe!

If you hang the wrong side of a cat as a trophy on your wall

It would be a catastrophe

What is the difference between pain and a catastrophe?

Pain is when someone puts an umbrella up your ass.

Catastrophe is when they open it.

What award did the cat who sniffed the most butts receive?


There was a devastating earthquake in the Irish town of Llanfair Pwllgwyngyll.

Relief workers are still at work trying to figure out what was the town's name before the catastrophe.

The taxidermist mounted the wrong end of my prize lion on the wall.

It's a catastrophe!

Why do cats bury their poop?

Because if they bronzed it and put it on a shelf, it would be a catastrophe!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catastrophe meltdown jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catastrophe cat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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