The Best 10 Catasstrophy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catasstrophy jokes. There are some catasstrophy disaster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catasstrophy friendzone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catasstrophy Jokes and Puns

I used to have the strangest taxidermy of an old cat.

It was a catasstrophy

My kitten won top prize in a cute competition.

Unfortunately, they messed up the award... Instead of making it in the shape of a kitty's face they made it into a kitty's behind!!

It's a real cat-ass-trophy!

A hunter shot a lion and wanted its head mounted. Unfortunately, the taxidermist got it backwards.

It was a real cat-ass-trophy

What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion?

A cat-ass-trophy.

The award for Best Feline Behind was a disaster.

...a real cat-ass-trophy.

Fortunately my cat Whiskers did not win the feline booty contest...

We avoided a cat-ass-trophy

Did you hear about the taxidermist who messed up the award?

It was a real catasstrophy!

Why did the pet proctologist fear his first feline procedure?

Because wether he succeeded or failed, he knew he'd end up with a cat-ass-trophy on his hands.

My business centered around making awards for the **"Cats with the Most Beautiful Rear-End of the Year"** ceremony failed miserably...

Everyone kept telling me it was a *cat-ass-trophy*.

What do you call it when a cat finally gets out of the friendzone?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catasstrophy hear jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catasstrophy hands piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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