The Best 45 Cataracts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cataracts jokes. There are some cataracts lenses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cataracts cataract surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cataracts Jokes and Puns

Did u know 70% of Chinese optometrists have cataracts

The other 30 drive Rincolns

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?


Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts?

Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive "rincoln towncah".

Cataracts joke, Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts?

Are you aware....

Are you aware that 80% of asians have Cataracts.

The rest drive Rincolns.

Did you know that 50% of the Chinese have cataracts?

The rest drive rincolns.

An old Chinese lady goes to see the eye doctor...

The optometrist gives her the regular eye exam then proceeds to do a few more tests because of her advanced age. After peering through one of his instruments into her eyes, he says "Well ma'am, I'm sorry to tell you this, but you've got cataracts." To which the Chinese woman replied, "No cataracts, I drive a Rincoln."

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An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"

The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."

Cataracts joke, Cataract Surgery

A recent study revealed that 85% of all Japanese men have cataracts.

The rest drive Rincons and Chevrorays.

An asian man goes to the eye doctor...

Doctor: "Sir you have cataracts."
Asian man: "No I drive a honda."

50 percent of Asian immigrants that move to the US have Cataracts. ..

The rest drive toyotas.

Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor...

Mr Wong goes to the Eye Doctor. He tells the Dr "I cannot see where." The doctor gives him an exam and says "Mr Wong, I know what your problem is. You have cataracts." Mr Wong replies angrily "No sir!! I drive Rincoln Continentor!!"

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Did you know that 50% of asian businessmen have cataracts?

The other half have BMW's.

I used to date a girl with cataracts

Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me.

Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts?

The other half drive Lincolns

I just learned that half of Asian-Americans have cataracts.

The other half drive a Rincoln.

A man takes his Great Dane to the vet

The vet picks the dog up and inspects him and says to the man.
Sir, your dog has cataracts and I will have to put him down
The man says You have to put my dog down for cataracts!?!?
The vet replies Oh no he`s just very heavy

Cataracts joke, A man takes his Great Dane to the vet

50% of Japanese doctors have Cataracts...

The other 50% drive Rincolns.

50% of Asians have cataracts.

The other 50% drive rinkins.

2% of Japanese have cataracts...

The rest drive Toyota and Nissan.

in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts

the other 1/3 have rincon continental

New study shows Asians are more likely to get cataracts...

and wrincolns, and Hondas

Two girl twins are born. One is named Skye after her perfect blue eyes

The other has cataracts, so was called Claudia

What do Chinese ophthalmologist drive?


9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts...

the 10th drives a Rincoln

(Racist) Why do 50% of Asians have cataracts?

Because the other 50% have Rincolns.

I heard most Japanese men have cataracts

It's not true, some of them drive Rincons

Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan.

Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

9/10 Asian doctors have cataracts........

The other has a Rincoln

Did you know that 70% of all Japanese business men have cataracts?

The rest drive Rincolns.

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time or wait a few weeks between operations?

We need a double blind study.

TIL 50% of South Koreans have cataracts.

The other 50% drive Rincolns.

50% of Chinese people have cataracts.

The other 50% drive a rincoln.

Fact: 50% of Japanese have Cataracts

The other 50% drive Rexus and Chrysrer

A Lady Threatened to Sue Her Husband's Doctor

A lady threatened to sue her husband's doctor because after he recovered from surgery he had performance issues in bed. She claimed that he could no longer get it up and therefore could no longer please her.

The Doctor responded with "How's that my fault? I only removed his cataracts."

Around 80% of all Asians that move to America get cataracts.

The remaining 20% usually buy chevrorets, rexus, or rincoln. Some even get rand lover.

An Asian goes to the optometrist.

The doctor says, "I'm sorry, you have cataracts." He repiles, " How is this possible? I drive a Rincoln."

9/10 Asians have cataracts

The 10th one has a Mercedes

Why don't Asians have Cataracts?

They prefer rincolns

Why don't Asians get cataracts?

They rike rexuses

Cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness.

Religion and politics remain the first two.

Did you know 67% of all Japanese opthalmologists have Cataracts?

30% rike Rexuses and only 3% drive Rincoln Towncars.

So a chinese man walks into an eye doctor.

The eye doctor says "Well, you've got cataracts"

The chinese man says "No, I have Rincon Continental!"

Why did the old cat lose it's vision?

It got cat-aracts.

What do rich, blind, Asians drive?


As my grandfather once said...

It's so foggy out here, I can't see through my cataracts.

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