The Best 43 Cataract Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cataract jokes. There are some cataract rincon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cataract cataract surgery puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cataract Jokes and Puns

My Dad told me this one today

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor,
The doctor tells him "You have a cataract",
The man says "No, I drive a Rincoln."

My dad told this one to me today and just thought it was hilarious

Asian eye problems

So a Chinese man is having trouble with one of his eyes and goes to see the optometrist. When the testing is over, the optometrist tells the man, "I'm sorry, you have a cataract" in which the Chinese man replies "No I dont! I have a rinkoln continental!"

A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye.

The doctor says I see you have a cataract . The Chinese man says, "No I don't...I have a rincoln continental."

Cataract joke, A Chinese man goes to the eye doctor complaining of poor eyesight in his left eye.

Cataract Surgery

An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"

The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."

So a Chinaman goes to the eye doctor

and after giving a check up, the doctor says, "I see what the problem is: you have a cataract."
"No I don't," the Chinaman responds, "I drive a Lincoln Continental."


An Asian man goes to the eye doctor and the doctor says "Sir, I'm sorry to say but you have a Cataract"...

The Asian man turns to the doctor and says "No, I have uh Rincoln Continentar"

A woman wrote a complaint to the hospital in which her husband had surgery...

She wrote: After his surgery he lost all interest in sex.

The hospital answered: Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight

Cataract joke, A woman wrote a complaint to the hospital in which her husband had surgery...

A chinese man goes to the eye doctor...

The doctor says "You have cataract. " and the chinese guy says "No, I have a rinkin continental."

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

An Asian man goes to the eye doctor

The eye doctor says, "Sir, you have a cataract".

And the Asian man says, "No, I have a Rincoln Contirental".

Why couldn't the Japanese guy see his car?

Because he had a cataract!

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A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor....

Eye doctor says "You've got a cataract."

Chinaman says "No, I drive Rincoln Continental."

An Asian goes to the optometrist...

The optometrist says, after a moment or two: "I see what the problem is...you have a cataract."
The Asian immediately replies: "no no, it's a Rincon Continental."

A Chinese man goes to the optician

A Chinese man goes to the optician and the doctor tells him he has a Cataract.

That Chinese man says "no, I have a BMW".

A Chinese Man goes to the eye doctor

A Chinese guy goes to an eye doctor and the doctor says,
"I know why you've been having trouble. you have a cataract." and the Chinese guy says, "No I drive a rincon continental,"

Sex after Surgery

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that a woman has sued Wellington Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight!"

Cataract joke, Sex after Surgery

chinaman goes to see the eye doctor

so a chinaman goes to see and eye doctor, having problems seeing.
doctor says "ah i see the problem, youve got a cataract"
chinaman says "no i drive a rincorn"

A Japanese guy walks into an optometrists office...

He gets examined and the doctor says, "you have a cataract."

The guy replies, "No I don't, I drive a Rincoln."

An man goes to the optometrist

Dr. Li sits him down and begins to go through a full eye exam.

"Oh, no" the doctor says. "I think you have a cataract".

"Nah, Doc" the man replies. "I drive a Porsche"


What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

A Chinese man goes to see an eye doctor (Racist)

After the examination, the doctor says "You have a cataract."

The Chinese guy replies, "No, I have a Rincoln Continentar."

Courtesy of Junior in the Sopranos

A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor..

After the exam the doctor said, "I know why you're having trouble." The Chinaman says, "Why?" Doctor said, "You have a cataract." Chinaman says, "No, I have a Rincoln Continental."

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist

A chinaman goes to see his optometrist and the doctor says, "Well sir, I think I see you're problem, you seem to have a cataract." The patient replies, "No, you're wrong, I drive a Rincoln Continentu."

Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan.

Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

A Chinese man goes to an optometrist complaining of blurriness in one eye

The optometrist examines him and says "You have a cataract."

To which the Chinese man replies "Noh, I drive Lincoln Coninenal."

An Asian man goes to the Ophthalmologist...

(you gotta say this one out loud. Doesn't work so well written/read)

After some tests, the doctor comes back and tells him: "You have a cataract."

The patient looks at him, confused, and says: "No I don't. I drive a Rincoln."

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time or wait a few weeks between operations?

We need a double blind study.

I went to my niece's recital last week, but I don't recall seeing her perform

Turns out everything is so blurry because they cataract

The Asian man got bad news from his eye doctor

The doctor told him he had a cataract.
The Asian man replied, "No I dwive a Wincoln!"

(From Grandpa RIP) A Chinaman walks into an optometrist's office. The optometrist says, Well it seems like you have a cataract.

The chinaman says Nooooo, I drive a Rincoln Continental

I went to my WIFES doctor and told him I was going to sue him.

When he asked why I explained that ever since my wife left his care she hasn't been sexually interested in me.

The doctor said all he done was cataract surgery and now she can see.

Racist joke I heard from The Sopranos

A Chinese man walks into the eye doctors

The doctor said I know why you have trouble seeing, you have a cataract.

The Chinese man said No, I drive a Lincoln.

An Asian man walks into an optometrist's office

AFter testing the mans vision the doctor says to him
"Sir i belive you have a cataract"
"Nonsense" the man says "I drive a Rincoln"

What's a blind Asian's favorite car?

A cataract.

Cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness.

Religion and politics remain the first two.

What did the Chinese business man say to his opthalmologist when he was told that he had a cataract?

> No no no no no no.
I drive a Rexus.

Nancy Pelosi has sued Stanford Hospital, saying that "after her husband had surgery there, he lost all interest in sex".

A hospital spokesman replied: "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery. All we did was correct his eyesight.

Asian guy goes to a eye doctor

After the checkup the doctor says "The problem is you have a cataract" then the Asian guy responds with"No I have a tesra"

Why did the cat go to the eye doctor?

because he had a cat-aract

A patient gets its eyes checked after cataract surgery

He asks his doctor: How does it look, doc? Am I able the play the piano?
Doctor: It looks all fine. With the right glasses it should be no problem.
Patient: That's amazing, I've never played the piano before!

My Asian eye doctor

Since I am half-Chinese and half-Filipino, and in recognition of AAPI month, I shall relate what happened visiting the eye doctor. I had been having trouble seeing while driving, so I went to my eye doctor, who happens to be Asian like me. He did the usual things, the eye charts, peering into my eyes, glaucoma test, etc. Finally, he sat back and said, "I know why you have trouble seeing while driving. You have a cataract."

"Bad guess, doc," I replied. "I have a Mercedes."

Japanese man goes to the optometrist..

Optometrist gives him an examination and says You have a cataract.

Japanese man says No, I drive a rincoln continentrr.

A very angry woman stormed up to the receptionist's desk at a doctor's office. "Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday!" she complained.

The doctor came out and tried to calm her down. I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing, he said. Why do you think it was taken here?

After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap-looking and ugly.

I think, explained the surgeon gently, that means your cataract operation was a success.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cataract blindness jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cataract ophthalmologist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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