The Best 5 Catarac Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catarac jokes. There are some catarac tonsillectomy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catarac credit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catarac Jokes and Puns

Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan.

Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

Cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness.

Religion and politics remain the first two.

A Chinaman visits an optometrist

A chinaman goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.

Optometrist: "You have a catarac"

Chinaman: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"

Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.

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An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"

The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time or wait a few weeks between operations?

We need a double blind study.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catarac glaucoma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catarac lasik piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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