Catapult Jokes
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Husband: Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!
Wife: Yeah, the catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.
So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling.
I don't think they trust my human catapult.
You know, i never really thought our daughter would go farther than our son.
Yeah, turns out trebuchets are superior to catapults after all.
What do you call a small catapult?
A Kittenpult.
I'm so proud of my son. He went so far.
Mother: I'm so proud of my son. Never would I have thought that he would go so far
Father: Yeah, that catapult is awesome.
Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.
So far the answer is none at all.
I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.
It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.
I had a hilarious joke about how a forklift implies the existence of a spoonlift.
Then I realized that's just a catapult.
I overheard a grown man call a trebuchet a catapult. I got really angry with him at first, but I learned something.
He weighed exactly 90kg.
I can throw rocks further than catapults.
I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?
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