The Best 12 Catapult Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catapult jokes. There are some catapult genome jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catapult oregano puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catapult Jokes and Puns

Husband: Wow, I never thought our son would go that far!

Wife: Yeah, the catapult is amazing! Go get our daughter.

So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling.

I don't think they trust my human catapult.

I'm so proud of my son. He went so far.

Mother: I'm so proud of my son. Never would I have thought that he would go so far

Father: Yeah, that catapult is awesome.

Catapult joke, I'm so proud of my son. He went so far.

I've built a spice catapult that is capable of seasoning a steak from a distance of 100 yards.

It's a little hard to aim but there's no sense crying over every missed steak.

Scientists have given a woodchuck a catapult.

So far the answer is none at all.


I had a hilarious joke about how a forklift implies the existence of a spoonlift.

Then I realized that's just a catapult.

I overheard a grown man call a trebuchet a catapult. I got really angry with him at first, but I learned something.

He weighed exactly 90kg.

Catapult joke, I overheard a grown man call a trebuchet a catapult. I got really angry with him at first, but I lea

I can throw rocks further than catapults.

I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?

Wife: Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!

Wife:Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!

Husband:Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!

Wow honey! I never thought our son would go that far!

Yeah, the catapult really works wonders. Go get our daughter.

I turned to my wife beaming with pride and said, Wow! I had no idea our son would go so far.

She said, Yeah. The catapult is amazing. Go get our daughter.

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Space-X just used a multi-stage propellent catapult to send a small group of cattle into low-earth orbit.

Its the first heard shot 'round the world.

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