Catalogue Jokes
7 catalogue jokes and hilarious catalogue puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about catalogue that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn the art of making catalogue jokes with this hilarious collection of puns. From classic favorites like corny catalogue jokes and meatball jokes to fresh takes on jokes about libraries and inventory, these quips are sure to put a smile on everyone's face.
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How do you buy a kitten when the pet store is closed? (Joke from my 10 yr old)
You order it from the Cat-alogue
Three surgeons were discussing their patients.
The first surgeon says, 'I like operating on electricians, you open them up and everything is colour coded and tagged and easy to trace'
The second surgeon says 'I enjoy opening librarians. Everything is catalogued and in order, so really easy to find things'
The third surgeon says 'I enjoy working on mechanics. They're always so understanding if you have any bits left over!'
Netflix is launching in Russia, but with a very limited catalogue.
They're calling it Nyetflix.
I was clearing out my loft today when I found a catalogued list of paedophiles
Naturally I was baffled to find such a thing in my loft, so I did a double take, and realised it was a TV guide from 1973.
How many bureaucrats does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thank you for your query. Your number is #204588. We have allotted a timeslot for you at 2-3pm on Tuesday the 28th of November, during which time you will be required to fill out and submit forms 32.B and 44.A from our catalogue. Once these forms have been processed by our team we will begin an investigation into the matter, which will conclude within 4-6 business weeks.
my gf was dropping hints and leaving jewelry/ring catalogues around
I got so fed up I bought her a magazine organiser
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How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
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