The Best 10 Catalog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catalog jokes. There are some catalog browse jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catalog inventory puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catalog Jokes and Puns

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer are asked to measure the volume of a basketball

The mathematician grabs a cord to measure its circumference and from there works out its volume.

The physicist pushes the basketball into a bucket of water and measures the water displacement.

The engineer looks it up on the catalog.

WebMD just released the entire catalog of human diseases...

* cancer
* flu

Recently I've noticed how hard jokes are to come by

So I've started using the macy's lingerie catalog instead

Catalog joke, Recently I've noticed how hard jokes are to come by

Where do cats like to do their shopping?

A catalog.

What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog


Last night was horrible, my wife suddenly died so I had to whack off to a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Edit (spelling): wifi

I think the Territory Ahead catalog should come out with a line of underwear.

They could call it "Territory Behind."

Catalog joke, I think the Territory Ahead catalog should come out with a line of underwear.

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

Out of a catalog.

Heheee!!!

Kids these days have access to untold HD videos of models on the internet

I had the JCPenny catalog.

In developing a technique to turn white dogs into Dalmatians....

...Daniel Ek and Martin Lorentzon accidentally created the largest music catalog in the world.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catalog description jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catalog model piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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