The Best 4 Catacombs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Catacombs jokes. There are some catacombs lavish jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these catacombs cave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Catacombs Jokes and Puns

A monk decides to become a scribe...

When he arrives at the scribes' church, he meets the bishop and begins his apprenticeship. While checking a scroll, he has question and approaches the bishop for help. The bishop decides to check the original scroll in the catacombs, so he descends into the basement of the church. Several hours later, since he hasn't returned, the monk goes down into the catacombs to find him.

The monk finds the bishop laying on the ground in the fetal position, clutching the scroll to his chest and sobbing. With tears in his eyes, he looks up at the monk and says...

"It says 'celebrate'."

If you ever want to host a great but inexpensive party, have it in some catacombs.

I hear it's cheaper for Wights.

I found an old key in the catacombs of a church...

But it was en-crypt-ed.

I visited the catacombs and was surprised when it was damp enough for moss to grow

I thought it would be *bone dry*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the catacombs accommodations jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working catacombs tomb piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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