The Best 11 Cata Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cata jokes. There are some cata secede jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cata canta puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cata Jokes and Puns

Cataracts are extremely rare in Japan.

Chevrorets and Rincolns, on the other hand, are quite common.

Catalonia declared independence. What now?

Everybody expects the Spanish imposition.

There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

The government is still looking for the hacker. They think he ran some ware.

Cata joke, There was a catastrophic cyber attack recently...

What does being Catalonian and not being acknowledged as an independent country feel like?

It Spain.

What did the Catalan vegans say to the Spanish government?

"Lettuce go!"


Do you know what a catalyst is?

Very popular felines.

With those Catalan leaders being put to trial...

It's safe to say that they Aragon.

Cata joke, With those Catalan leaders being put to trial...

Why does Catalonia want to secede from Spain?

Because they can't Catalan with each other.

Cataracts are the third leading cause of blindness.

Religion and politics remain the first two.

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An Asian man walks into the eye doctor for a check up, the doctor asks, "Do you have Cataracts?"

The Asian man replies, "No, me have Hondas."

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time

Is it better to have both cataracts removed at the same time or wait a few weeks between operations?

We need a double blind study.

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