The Best 15 Cat Litter Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cat Litter jokes. There are some cat litter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cat litter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cat Litter Jokes and Puns

A cat gives birth in a public park...

...and is fined $50 for littering.

Two cats are walking through a desert..

..after a long while one of them turns and says, "Dude, I don't get this litter box".

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

She had a litter of mittens.

Want to know how to scare burglars off?

First: Put pictures of a tiger all around your house.

Second: Put a cat litter tray in your hallway and take a dump in it.


Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call books written for cats?

Kitty Litter-ature.

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on the beach

That explains the footprints in my cat's litter box

thought I dreamt of a walk on a sandy beach

at least that explains the footprints I found in the cats litter box this morning.

What do you call a bunch of dead cats on the side of the road?

Litter.

Why did the police investigate after the cat left the litter box?

They could tell that there had been a coverup.

You can explore cat litter reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cat litter dad jokes. There are also cat litter puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What do you call a cat that can't use the litter box?

ill-litter-it

Did you hear about the competition between the different cat litter companies?

The winner gets the catastrophe

Hey babe, I want you to tell dirty things about me.

The bathroom .. the kitchen .. your car and oh, and our cats litter box

Why did I visit Florida?

I threw a dart at my map and it landed in my cat's litter box.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cat litter jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cat litter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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