Cat Hat Jokes
6 cat hat jokes and hilarious cat hat puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cat hat that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cat Hat Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good cat hat joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?
Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.
What do you say to a cool cat in a nice fedora?
Get off my hat!
What happened when The Cat in the Hat attacks his surgeon
The Dr Sues.
I once dated a 3 foot tall model who played a supporting role in Cat and the Hat
She was a pretty little thing
What do you call a fedora-wearing feline?
A cat-hat-strophe.
I will see myself out
An old man is sitting on his porch...
And sees two younger boys walking by with cat tails under their arms
Curious the old man asked where they were going with the cat tails.
"We are going to catch some cats"
"You can't catch cats with cat tails that's not going to work" says the older man.
And the kids go on their way. About an hour later the boys walk by the old mans house with a bunch of cats under their arms
The next day the same 2 boys are walking by with duct tape under their arms and the older man asks again what they are doin.
"We are going to catch some ducks"
"You can't catch ducks with duct tape boys that's not going to work" says the older man.
And the kids go on their way. About 2 hours go by and sure enough the kids walk by the old mans house with ducks under their arms.
The next day the old mans sees the same 2 boys carrying a plant under each arm, the older man stands up and asked what they had this Time.
"These are pussywillows"
The old man then stands up "I'll go get my hat."
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