Cat Fur Jokes

24 cat fur jokes and hilarious cat fur puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cat fur that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cat Fur Short Jokes

Short cat fur jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cat fur humour may include short cat tail jokes also.

  1. I finally broke down and told him he was adopted. How could he not have known? His mother and I don't even have orange fur. I don't think my cat will ever be the same.
  2. Cats They lay around and sleep all day, you can tell them any joke and they won't laugh, and they just wanna be away from you. So, cats are just teenagers in fur coats.
  3. My cat always had a rough coat of fur. I would always try my best to wash her but she hated it No matter how much I tried to condition her.
  4. I gave my cat a bath today... The fur got stuck to my tongue but other than that it was okay.
    Steve Martin
  5. I gave my cat a bath last night. I know cats are supposed to hate baths, but he really seemed to enjoy it. I, on the other hand, didn't like the way the fur stuck to my tongue.

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Cat Fur One Liners

Which cat fur one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cat fur? I can suggest the ones about cat human and cat people.

  1. I gave my cat a bath the other day... he liked it, but the fur stuck to my tongue.
  2. My cat's not happy about his coat being twisted into bunches. Fur's twirled problem!
  3. How many cats does it take to make a fur coat? None! Cats can't sew!
  4. Why can't cats drive boats in Germany? Because it's Fur Boatin'
  5. Where do cats go for their prom? The fur ball :)
  6. What do you call a cat on fire? A fur-nace
  7. Cat driving limos I bought a limo the other day.
    It came with a great chauf-FUR, too.
  8. What do you call a demonic cat that just recovered from obesity? Looser-fur
  9. I tried to give my cat a bath... But I ended up with fur all over my tongue.

Cat Fur Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cat fur you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cat paw jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cat fur pranks.

Go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.
If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.
If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.
Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.
Yours sincerely,