The Best 12 Cat Christmas Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cat Christmas jokes. There are some cat christmas cats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cat christmas christmastime puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cat Christmas Jokes and Puns

I was going to give my family a cat for Christmas,

Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.

What do you call a cat that walks through a desert on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxi cabs!

Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!

What do you call a cat you get for Christmas?

Santa Claws

A mom and her daugter (christmas)

Daughter: "Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?


Mom: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!


What do christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?

Sandy Claws

It's raining like cats and dogs on Christmas eve...

Hope it doesn't continue till Christmas, or it's gonna rain deer.

This year, every one of my kids agreed that they wanted a cat for Christmas

In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.

I surprised my family today and made the Christmas dinner from scratch.

They started crying.

Scratch is a stupid name for a cat anyway...

My children want a cat for Christmas...

I normally cook a turkey, but hey, whatever makes 'em happy.

My kids want a cat for Christmas.

We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .

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Mom, can I have a cat for Christmas this year?

No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us

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