Following is our collection of funny Cat Christmas jokes. There are some cat christmas cats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cat christmas christmastime puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Unfortunately it died before the 25th... I guess it makes it a future present that passed.
Sandy Claws
Hailing taxi cabs!
Got this from a joke book my niece got for Christmas. Most of them were groaners but this one actually made me laugh!
Santa Claws
Daughter: "Mom, can I get a cat or a dog at Christmas, please?
Mom: "No honey, you will be getting turkey, like every Christmas!
Sandy Claws
Hope it doesn't continue till Christmas, or it's gonna rain deer.
In retrospect, I should have just gone with the Turkey, like I do every year.
They started crying.
Scratch is a stupid name for a cat anyway...
I normally cook a turkey, but hey, whatever makes 'em happy.
We usually have turkey, but hey what ever makes them happy .
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No, you'll have turkey like the rest of us
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