Cat Burglar Jokes
9 cat burglar jokes and hilarious cat burglar puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cat burglar that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Why don't cats make good burglars?
They can't get past the laser defenses
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As the burglar entered our darkened room, I put the red dot right between his eyes and then…
…let my cat do the rest.
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A Burglar broke into our house last night. I didn't shoot him. I just put the red laser dot on his forehead.
Our three cats did the rest.
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A burglar broke into our house last night…
I didn't fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)
Want to know how to scare burglars off?
First: Put pictures of a tiger all around your house.
Second: Put a cat litter tray in your hallway and take a dump in it.
Last Halloween, my friend Lucy dressed up like a cat burglar on a jewel heist.
Lucy….in disguise with diamonds.
Time to change careers. This cat burglar thing isn't working out.
Too many friggin' scratches.
Every bottle of milk in my house disappeared overnight.
We must have been robbed by a cat burglar.
Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?
To scare off Cat burglars!
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