The Best 8 Cat Birthday Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cat Birthday jokes. There are some cat birthday jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cat birthday puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cat Birthday Jokes and Puns

How does a cat like its steak cooked...

Raaaaaaaare.



I know I know. Dad joke but I'm desperate for some love since it's my birthday.

When I was little, my parents got me a Dog and a Cat for my birthday.

The next day we named the Dog curiosity.

Schrodinger's Cat is depressed

Cat: No one came to my birthday party/funeral

Guy is in the store...

...and and starts putting out items in the checkout..

3 bottles of red wine

3 bottles of white wine

2 bottles of champagne

1 bottle of vermouth

4 bottles of vodka

1 bottle of Hennessy

Finally one can of cat food

...when he suddenly hears a mans voice from behind: "I see.... someone's cat has a birthday!!!"

I was going to cook a surprise Korean meal for my wife's birthday.

But someone let the cat out of the bag.


Q: What does a cat like to eat with birthday cake? A: Mice cream!

My mom just posted in our family group: "It's our fat ones birthday today!"

She is referring to our cat.

10 minutes later, I get a message from my dad: "Happy birthday kid."

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cat birthday jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cat birthday piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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