Cat And Dog Jokes
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John manages a band where his dog plays guitar and his cat sings.
Everyone is amazed. No one understands how they're doing it and it becomes a huge hit. The band travels around the country and John makes a lot of money from the band's success.
Eventually, it catches wind in Italy and Berlusconi wants to hear the band live. He invites John to Rome and he comes with his cat and dog ready to play.
Before they play, Berlusconi begins a dialogue.
Berlusconi: John, I don't care about your actual band, I just want to know the secret. How do you do it?
John: I don't do anything, the dog plays guitar and the cat sings, it's as simple as that.
Berlusconi: come on John, just tell me! No way it's real
John: look, it's my livelihood. I can't go around telling the secret i make a career out of this
Berlusconi: money is nothing to me, I'll pay you whatever you want just tell me how you do it
John: alright...I'll tell you. The dog plays guitar and sings, the cat just moves its mouth and pretends.
If you're over 25, congrats!
You have outlived every cat and dog that was alive at the time of your birth.
A cat and dog stand next to a broken case. Who did it?
The Russians.
My cat and dog both keep trying to talk to me.
I just yell at them, "I don't speak onamonapia!"
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