Cat 9 Lives Jokes
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What's the difference between a polygamist and a cat?
A cat has 9 lives while a polygamist has 9 wives
How did the cat with 9 lives die instantly?
It got ran over by a 3x3 truck.
The price of real estate in my neighbourhood has become so expensive only cats can afford it.
You need 9 lives to pay it off.
Ps - should this be in /showerthoughts?
Today I decided to play Mario as a cat.
Because I would get 9 lives instead of 3.
What do you call a cat rights activist organisation?
9 lives matter!
If a cat has 9 lives,
dogs have k9 lives.
Cats have 9 lives...
But why not 10? I mean 9 is such an odd number.
Why is the Charleston church shooter a crazy cat person?
Because he took 9 lives. (Too soon?)
Cats are great for testing because they have 9 lives.
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