The Best 4 Casualty Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Casualty jokes. There are some casualty blockbuster jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these casualty casualties puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Casualty Jokes and Puns

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty

(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)

100% Guraneed Originality
You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What's the difference between a shirt and a corpse?

One's a casualty and the other is a casual tee

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Another casualty of 2016...

Ronda Rousey's MMA career

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the casualty disaster jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working casualty injuries piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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