The Best 11 Casualties Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Casualties jokes. There are some casualties accidents jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these casualties drone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Casualties Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the time a cat got into a mousehole?

Casualties were **cat**astrophic.

My house collapsed, but fortunately no casualties

We were all in the living room

A guy was high and was rash driving when he suddenly ran over a group of people walking on the footpath

He was later detained by the police and summoned to the court.

The judge asked him: Why did you run over the group when clearly there was a single person walking on footpath which was on other side of the road? Clearly there would have been less casualties!

The guy answers: I was gonna do the same but that guy saw me coming and immediately ran towards the crowd

Breaking news: There was a massive cheese factory explosion in France today.

There were no casualties, but de brie everywhere!

There has been an earthquake in Mexico...

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300.000 casualties. Brazil sends medical help, Germany sends food, England sends money and the USA sends 500.000 Mexicans


It's a good thing the Japs flew planes at Pearl Harbor

If they were driving there would have been a lot more casualties

This halloween a classmate dressed up as a stormtrooper and shot up the school.

There were no casualties though.

How can you tell if the bodies at a soccer riot are truly casualties?

They stop rolling around on the ground screaming.

Did you hear about that tragic Spanish insurance scam?

There were tons of Sevilian casualties

Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties

Free Burrito Bowls.

FBI responds to increased number of botched investigations resulting in civilian casualties

By adding a new definition for "botched" to urban dictionary; successful

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the casualties civilian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working casualties injure piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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