Casual Jokes
68 casual jokes and hilarious casual puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about casual that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Casual Short Jokes
Short casual jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The casual humour may include short careless jokes also.
- Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies? Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
- Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing... There were no casual tees.
- Guy tip: If your girlfriend has a really annoying friend, don't tell her how bothersome she is or to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how attractive she is.
- What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire.
- There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees.
- Why do soldiers have to wear such fancy uniforms? Because they don't allow civilian casual tees!
- Smoking seriously harms you and others around you So smoke casually for the sake of public health
- I reached into the washing machine to find my favorite shirt destroyed. It looks like it was murdered. It was a casual T.
- Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off" Then I stick my hand down my pants.
- I was just casually strolling down the street... and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was.
Then it hit me.
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Casual One Liners
Which casual one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with casual? I can suggest the ones about formal and accidental.
- Why is the army so strict about their uniforms? To minimize casual tees...
- Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap. There were a lot of casual tees.
- What is the most common attire during WWII? Casual Tees
- What's the favorite drink of every British serial killer? Casual tea
- TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate. The more you KNO...
- Why don't British people cry at funerals? They are used to Casual Teas
- Don't let casual racism be a part of your life Go competitive
- A man opened fire in a clothing store there were reports of casual-tees.
- What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink? A "casual tea"
- New business idea We sell cammo tshirts.
We call it "Casual tees of war"! - Beware of people who casually use hyperbole They are the worst
- What's the most common outfit in WWII? Casual-tees
- There was an attack on a commoner's tea shop yesterday. There were 24 casual teas.
- And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!
- What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze.
Business Casual Jokes
Here is a list of funny business casual jokes and even better business casual puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I had a nightmare yesterday. I was wearing business casuals at work. I'm a stripper.
Casual Friday Jokes
Here is a list of funny casual friday jokes and even better casual friday puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the only item of clothing banned from Casual Friday at the White House? Wife-beaters.
Rib-Tickling Casual Jokes that Bring Friends Together
What funny jokes about casual you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laid back jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make casual pranks.
What's ironic about a casual screw?
He nuts and bolts
Stranded on an island
Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual s**... with the two men.
Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.
After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.
Stages of man's sexuality [OC]
1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.
Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat?
There were several hundred casual tees.
What did one casual necrophiliac say to the other as they left their day jobs?
Come by my place later, we'll crack a cold one.
Casual conversations are just like casual s**....
I don't know how to have either one.
Hilarious reply to hilarious 'I love you' proposal
It was just a casual talk with one of my best friends,when I told her
"*I'm a negative person will you be my modulus function*"(read it somwhere)
And her reply was
"*I'm a square root so cant take any negatives otherwise this whole thing will become complex*"
I got mathametic-zoned
Where do lumberjacks go for casual s**...?
Timber
Bob and Earl are fishing on a boat.
and Bob says "Yunno, I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she hasn't spoken to me in 2 months."
Earl spits his dip overboard and takes a long swig of his beer with a casual exhale. "You should really think it over...Women like that are hard to find."
A lawyer and a doctor area at a cocktail party
A person comes up to the doctor and asks about a symptom he's been having lately. The gives him some advice and turns to the lawyer.
It's always awkward when people ask me for my professional opinion in a casual setting. Do you think it's ok if I charge them?
Absolutely says the lawyer. I think it's perfectly fine.
The following week the doctor then gets a bill from the attorney.
Did you hear about the b**... at the garment factory?
Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.
Did you hear about the e**... in a garment factory
Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees
Do you know the difference between casual conversation and s**...?
No? Well do you wanna go back to my place and talk?
-Joe Mafia II
What's the difference between a shirt and a corpse?
One's a casualty and the other is a casual tee
Australians are casual racists...
Full time racism is too hard
An e**... happened at a clothes store.
There were many casual tees.
A group wearing tuxedos were sat down in a coffee shop, when a car suddenly smashed through the shop front.
Thankfully there were no casual teas
A man and a woman were sitting next to each other in bar.
They were having a casual conversation when she suddenly leaned over and asked him, "You smell amazing, what do you have on?"
The man smiled an impish grin and replied, "I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it!"
The police are investigating the recent shootout at a fancy downtown restaurant.
There are no reports of casual tees.
What comes from unprotected casual hook-ups?
Netflix & chilldren
What do you call a girl who counts all her casual s**... partners?
Tally h**...!
The internet ruined me
Thanks to the internet, I can no longer use the phrase lollygag in casual conversation.
I have a weakness for casual fast food....
That's why I keep a condiment in my wallet.
A nurse at the hospital asked me if I remembered what happened to me the night before
I told her I was in a bar when two large ladies came in speaking a strange accent.
Making casual conversation I said Cool accent! Are you two ladies from Ireland?
One of them snarled at me It's Wales, dumbo
So I corrected myself Oh right, so are you two whales from Ireland?
That's as far as I remember.
What's similar between casual s**... and bungee jumping?
Somebody dies if the rubber breaks.
I've had 3 years of casual s**...
I guess I'm finally prepared for competitive s**....
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of
War.
What's a mass m**...'s favorite article of clothing?
Casual T's.
"zoom meetings" is a s**... name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...
Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate having s**...?
One, you come as you are..
The other, you ARRRR as you c**....
Make Love To Me
A woman is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives her his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks." Then she returns to the stove. Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains; "The egg timer's broken."
A walk in the woods…
A couple were on a blind date and they decided to take a walk in the woods. After some casual banter they started to feel more and more comfortable with each other and they started to feel a little frisky. They decided to sneak off the path into a dark grove of trees. After finding a good spot, they began making out and within a few minutes they were having s**....
After about 15 minutes, the man abruptly jumps up and says, d**... it, I really wish I had a flashlight!
The woman says, I wish you did, too – you've been eating grass for the past 10 minutes!
