The Best 44 Casual Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Casual jokes. There are some casual wangs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these casual random puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Casual Jokes and Puns
I was just casually strolling down the street...
and suddenly when I looked up, I saw a baseball getting bigger and bigger, and I was wondering why that was.
Then it hit me.
What's the most casual crime you can commit?
Shooting the breeze.
Stranded on an island
Two men and a women end up shipwrecked on an island. Weeks and months go by and nature takes it's course, to pass the time, the woman starts having casual sex with the two men.
Months later the woman gets sick and dies. As time passes, once again nature takes it's course and they men do what the have to do.
After a while they start to feel guilty, so they bury the body.
Stages of man's sexuality [OC]
1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
And then the penguin says to the bartender,
this *is* my most casual outfit!
Did you hear about the tragedy at the Hipster company's work retreat?
There were several hundred casual tees.
What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?
A "casual tea"
Someone blew up a department store because they didn't stock basic clothing...
There were no casual tees.
Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.
There were a lot of casual tees.
There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon.
They're still counting the casual Tees.
Hilarious reply to hilarious 'I love you' proposal
It was just a casual talk with one of my best friends,when I told her
"*I'm a negative person will you be my modulus function*"(read it somwhere)
And her reply was
"*I'm a square root so cant take any negatives otherwise this whole thing will become complex*"
I got mathametic-zoned
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Where do lumberjacks go for casual sex?
Timber
Bob and Earl are fishing on a boat.
and Bob says "Yunno, I think I'm gonna divorce the wife, she hasn't spoken to me in 2 months."
Earl spits his dip overboard and takes a long swig of his beer with a casual exhale. "You should really think it over...Women like that are hard to find."
TIL "saltpeter" is a casual term for potassium nitrate.
The more you KNO...
What is the most common attire during WWII?
Casual Tees
A lawyer and a doctor area at a cocktail party
A person comes up to the doctor and asks about a symptom he's been having lately. The gives him some advice and turns to the lawyer.
It's always awkward when people ask me for my professional opinion in a casual setting. Do you think it's ok if I charge them?
Absolutely says the lawyer. I think it's perfectly fine.
The following week the doctor then gets a bill from the attorney.
Why is the army so strict about their uniforms?
To minimize casual tees...
Did you hear about the bombing at the garment factory?
Apparently there were over 100 casual tees.
Did you hear about the explosion in a garment factory
Apparently there were over a hundred casual tees
Do you know the difference between casual conversation and sex?
No? Well do you wanna go back to my place and talk?
-Joe Mafia II
What's the difference between a shirt and a corpse?
One's a casualty and the other is a casual tee
Australians are casual racists...
Full time racism is too hard
An explosion happened at a clothes store.
There were many casual tees.
There was an attack on a commoner's tea shop yesterday.
There were 24 casual teas.
A group wearing tuxedos were sat down in a coffee shop, when a car suddenly smashed through the shop front.
Thankfully there were no casual teas
A man and a woman were sitting next to each other in bar.
They were having a casual conversation when she suddenly leaned over and asked him, "You smell amazing, what do you have on?"
The man smiled an impish grin and replied, "I have a hard-on but I didn't know you could smell it!"
The police are investigating the recent shootout at a fancy downtown restaurant.
There are no reports of casual tees.
Sometimes I sit next to random people on the train,strike up a casual conversation then, when the train stops i say "this is where i get off"
Then I stick my hand down my pants.
What do you call a girl who counts all her casual sex partners?
Tally Ho!
The internet ruined me
Thanks to the internet, I can no longer use the phrase lollygag in casual conversation.
I have a weakness for casual fast food....
That's why I keep a condiment in my wallet.
Why does the military only allow dress shirts at its ceremonies?
Because civilian casual tees are unacceptable.
A nurse at the hospital asked me if I remembered what happened to me the night before
I told her I was in a bar when two large ladies came in speaking a strange accent.
Making casual conversation I said Cool accent! Are you two ladies from Ireland?
One of them snarled at me It's Wales, dumbo
So I corrected myself Oh right, so are you two whales from Ireland?
That's as far as I remember.
I reached into the washing machine to find my favorite shirt destroyed. It looks like it was murdered.
It was a casual T.
What's similar between casual sex and bungee jumping?
Somebody dies if the rubber breaks.
I've had 3 years of casual sex
I guess I'm finally prepared for competitive sex.
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of
War.
Why don't British people cry at funerals?
They are used to Casual Teas
What's a mass murderer's favorite article of clothing?
Casual T's.
"Zoom meetings" is a stupid name, and it's branded. We should call it a bit more casual like "coworker video chat"...
Or something shorter, like "co-vid".
What's the difference between a casual dress party and a pirate having sex?
One, you come as you are..
The other, you ARRRR as you cum.
Don't let casual racism be a part of your life
Go competitive
Make Love To Me
A woman is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me, this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives her his all, right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks." Then she returns to the stove. Puzzled at her casual demeanor after such an unusual event, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains; "The egg timer's broken."
Why do soldiers have to wear such fancy uniforms?
Because they don't allow civilian casual tees!
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the casual handshake jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working casual spontaneous piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.