Casts Jokes

Funniest Casts Short Jokes

Short casts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The casts humour may include short casting jokes also.

1. Why do people say "break a leg" before an audition? It's so that they'll end up in a cast.
2. The cast of star wars VII just finished their first read through Mark Hamill pulled JJ Abrams to the side and said Can I have a word?
3. Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee.
4. Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident? 4 casts
5. I recently came out as pansexual. But I'm only attracted to cast iron.
   I've tried dating teflon, but it never sticks.
   I guess it's true what they say:
   "Once you go black, you never go back"
6. Did you know Avatar is a sequel to Titanic? It picks up where Titanic left off, in the sense that half the cast is blue and dying.
   Obligatory
7. Casting Dwayne Johnson in a movie is a bold decision... Casting The Rock is a boulder decision.
8. I tried to rob a bank using jello cast in the shape of a gun The police charged me with carrying a congealed weapon
9. People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get.
10. My girlfriend broke up with me so I started dating her twin sister I'm not left handed but i'll have to make do until the doctor removes the cast

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Casts One Liners

Which casts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with casts? I can suggest the ones about films and spots.

1. Why aren't broken bone a problem in India? Everyone is already in a caste
2. Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.
3. What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand
4. Which mythical creature casts no reflection? All of them, technically.
5. What is a spell that you can learn with a frying pan? Cast Iron.
6. Why do actors tell each other to "break a leg"? Because every play needs a cast.
7. What do you need for a movie about broken bones? An awesome cast
8. Why do we tell all actors to 'break a leg'? Because every play has a cast.
9. What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad.
10. I watched a movie about fishing... It had a great cast in it.
11. Why was the fishing show so successful? They had a great cast
12. My favourite part about the Harry Potter movies... ...is the casting.
13. I was never really into fishing until the casting accident. After that I was hooked.
14. Rumor has it Marvel is gonna make a movie about Iron Woman The cast will have a FeMale.
15. Which singer has problems casting spells? Barry Mana Low

Humorous Casts Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about casts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shots jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make casts pranks.