The Best 12 Casts Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Casts jokes. There are some casts cries jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these casts leg cast puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Casts Jokes and Puns

Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident?

4 casts

People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces.

At least that's the impression that I get.

Which mythical creature casts no reflection?

All of them, technically.

Casts joke, Which mythical creature casts no reflection?

It's a medical miracle

A man is recovering from surgery after a car crash, and he notices that both his hands are covered in casts. When a nurse comes to check on him, he asks "Will I be able to play piano after this?"

"Yes, the casts should come off in a few weeks, then you should be able to play."

"That's funny, I couldn't play piano before the accident."

Two nuns in the park...

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!"


A Jamaican guy asks another Jamaican guy...

"Hey mon, do you know what the thing that casts the shadow in a sundial is called?"

The other guy thinks for a moment and then responds: "Gnomon".

What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world?

Casts of Game of Thrones.

Casts joke, What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world?

The villagers mourned the king and his jester after an unfortunate sewage accident.

The town casts down frowns when their crown and his clown drowned in the brown.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts.

What did the weather man get get he broke all his arms and legs?

Four casts

A TV weatherman broke both his legs and arms in an accident...

...he had to call in from the hospital to explain his four casts.

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What should my major be in college, if I want to someday make casts for ladies with broken legs?

Broadcasting?

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