Castro Jokes

Funniest Castro Short Jokes

Short castro jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The castro humour may include short atheist jokes also.

1. Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press. Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.
2. Fidel Castro is dead Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.
3. Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!
4. Fidel Castro just passed away... ...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him.
5. People call me crazy for saying that Canada is ruled by the son of Fidel Castro ...but it's Trudeau.
6. The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years. Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.
7. Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues.... ....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."
8. What do you call a stomach ache you get from eating a Cuban sandwich? Castro-intestinal distress.
9. Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)
10. So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit... That is not a joke. That actually happened.

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Castro One Liners

Which castro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with castro? I can suggest the ones about fidel castro and infidel.

1. How would a Muslim describe Castro's gay, atheist lover? In Fidel.
2. CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique
3. Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts But even he could not survive 2016
4. I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition.. close but no cigar
5. What grades did Fidel Castro get at school? Full Marx
6. What would you call an ex-muslim turned communist? Infidel Castro
7. Did you hear that Castro's body double retired? He was tired of playing second Fidel.
8. Castro's proctologist had a nickname They called him 'The In Fidel'.
9. What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes? Fidel Castro.
10. I found a potato shaped like Fidel Castro It's a dictator.
11. Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common? A: They're both dead gorillas.
12. Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba? He didn't want to play second fidel
13. After the death of Dictator Castro, Cuba went into a state of high inFidelity.
14. Fidel Castro's last words Fidel Castro's final words were: "revive me I have the ray gun"
15. What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro

Fidel Castro Jokes

Here is a list of funny fidel castro jokes and even better fidel castro puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Cross between a Holiday inn and Fidel Castro You get an infidel.
• Did you guys hear what caused Fidel's death? Castro-intestinal issues.
• Fidel Castro died on Black Friday... He couldn't handle the bargain prices
• RIP Fidel Castro You will be Commu-missed.
• Obama's gay lover dies Fidel Castro dead at 90

Comical Castro Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about castro you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean extremist jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make castro pranks.