The Best 36 Castro Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Castro Jokes and Puns

What's Fuzzy, Smokes, and Comes in Cubes?

Fidel Castro.

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

I just came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest.

Judge said I was close, but no cigar.

Castro joke, I just came second in a Fidel Castro lookalike contest.

What do you call a Cuban Atheist?

Infidel Castro.

I came 2nd in a Fidel Castro look-a-like competition..

close but no cigar


I went to a nice Cuban restaurant last night,

I say restaurant but it was more of a Castro pub.

How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba?

Infidel Castro

Castro joke, How does a gay religious terrorist spend his vacation in Cuba?

What communist leader do republicans NOT want to murder?

Fetal Castro

So Fidel Castro was once given a key to the City of Detroit...

That is not a joke. That actually happened.

Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader.

His 85 year old brother!

Fidel Castro survived assassination attempts, coups, plagues....

....but was like, "Nah, I can't do a Trump world. Good luck y'all, I'm out."

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Q: What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

Fidel Castro just passed away...

...I suppose Black Friday was too MUCH capitalism for him.

Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist.

Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)

If Castro wasn't Muslim...

...he must have been an Infidel.

CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro

Using the innovative 'Old age' technique

Castro joke, CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro

Fidel Castro was a cigar-smoking, repressive leader who hated free speech and a free press.

Donald Trump, in comparison, doesn't smoke.

Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts

But even he could not survive 2016

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel


Fidel Castro was a Muslim

Otherwise he would have been called "Infidel".

Castro: I will not die until America is destroyed.

Trump: I'm gonna be the president

Castro: well then.......

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Fidel Castro said he wouldn't die until America was destroyed.

Well, looks like he died 17 days after.

Fidel Castro is dead

Looks like Keith Richards and the Queen of England are moving on to the finals.

I found a potato shaped like Fidel Castro

It's a dictator.

When I die, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like Fidel Castro ...

... not screaming in terror, like his victims.

The US government has been trying to get rid of Fidel Castro for 50 years.

Trump gets elected, and Castro is dead within 3 weeks.

Fidel Castro and 11 Presidents

Fidel Castro survived 11
Presidents of the United States

-Eisenhower

-Kennedy

-Johnson

-Nixon

-Ford

-Carter

-Reagan

-Bush

-Clinton

-GW Bush

-Obama

But he couldn't take 15 days of Trump

Why did radical muslims loved Castro?

Because he wasn't an infidel.

Cross between a Holiday inn and Fidel Castro

You get an infidel.

Why wasn't Castro on a US Dollar bill?

because inFidel we don't trust.

~original~

After the death of Dictator Castro,

Cuba went into a state of high inFidelity.

What do you call a muslim cuban?

Infidel Castro

What do you call a Cuban man who doesn't believe in religion?

Infidel Castro

A Joke Cubans told in the Fidel Castro years

This was told/translated to me about 20 years ago when I was there on a visit.
A man is painting political graffiti on a wall when a policeman catches him. He has gotten as far as writing, Down with Fi
Policeman asks what he thinks he is doing. The man asks, How do you spell Clinton? Finton or Clinton?

People call me crazy for saying that Canada is ruled by the son of Fidel Castro

...but it's Trudeau.

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