The Best 8 Castration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Castration jokes. There are some castration procedure jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these castration vasectomies puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Castration Jokes and Puns

Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures

but there's a vas deferens between the two.

Two dogs are at the vet talking.

Two dogs are at the vet talking.

Great Dane: So what are you here for?

Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for sex so they're having me castrated, you?

Great Dane: My mistress does the housework naked, she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.

Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?

Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.

The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.

True story:

Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your balls chopped off.

Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.

Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.

They asked if I could perform the castration.

I said I could pull it off.

Why is banking like castration?

Once you've lost your assets, you get no interest.

What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker?

A castration crustacean.

Castration doesn't hurt at all

you just need to make sure your thumbs aren't between the bricks when you slam them together.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the castration harmony jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working castration withdrawal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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