Castrated Jokes
37 castrated jokes and hilarious castrated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about castrated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Castrated Short Jokes
Short castrated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The castrated humour may include short neutered jokes also.
- Some people think vasectomies and castration are similar procedures but there's a vas deferens between the two.
- I believe that all convicted rapists should be castrated by the state... I have no moral or philosophical reasoning behind this belief. I just really need a job right now.
- Castration doesn't hurt at all you just need to make sure your thumbs aren't between the bricks when you slam them together.
- What do you call an 80s pop star who castrates any man she meets? Cyndi Lopper.
- The Cause of Fidel's Death Revealed Castration.
- What do you call a castrated Chinese man? A clementine.
- I got my dog castrated I got my dog castrated yesterday, it was really expensive and they did a horrible job with it.
It was just a rip-off. - Which well-known scientist was half-castrated? Ein-stein.
- How do you castrate a New England Patriots fan? Kick his sister in the mouth.
- International Castration Day
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Castrated One Liners
Which castrated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with castrated? I can suggest the ones about circumcised and amputated.
- What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.
- What do you call a castrated horse? A Eunuchorn.
- Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin
- How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin.
- What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings.
- What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn.
- How do you castrate a priest? Punch an altar boy in the back of the head
- They asked if I could perform the castration. I said I could pull it off.
- What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix.
- How do you castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the jaw
- Why is banking like castration? Once you've lost your assets, you get no interest.
- What do you call a one wheeled cycle for castrated men? A eunuchcycle
- What do you call a lobster with a nutcracker? A castration crustacean.
- What do you call a castrated German? A Munich
- What did the Apple say after being castrated? Now I'm unix!
Uplifting Castrated Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about castrated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean neutered dog jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make castrated pranks.
A 35 year old man goes to the doctor and asks to be castrated...
The doctor looks at him for a minute and asks if he is sure. The man says yes, he's thought about it for some time and thinks its time to get it done. The doctor says alright, it's your body.
After the procedure, the man wakes up and the doctor comes over for a chat. He tells the man that while he was down there, he threw in a free circumcision.
Circumcision! the man exclaims. That's the word I was looking for.
Why can you only get castrated once ?
Because you don't have the b**... to do it a second time.
Castration
This American guy was sharing his African adventures with his buddies where he had spent a few weeks.One of his buddies asked him what was the weirdest things he witnessed over there.
He replied, in Africa,they castrate the bulls by busting their balls by smashing them together with a BRICK in each hand.
His friend said ouch,that must be quite painful.
He replied,nah not really,unless you are careless and you smash your thumbs.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Two dogs are at the vet talking.
Great Dane: So what are you here for?
Poodle: Well I've been wandering around the neighborhood too much lately looking for s**... so they're having me castrated, you?
Great Dane: My mistress does the housework n**..., she was bending over cleaning the vegetable draw in the fridge and I just couldn't help myself so I went for it.
Poodle: So you're here for castration too hey?
Great Dane: No, I'm here to get my claws trimmed.
Did you hear about the castrated hipster?
He had a very e**... style.
The kids don't know the difference between castration and a vasectomy.
True story:
Fellow teacher in the lounge during lunch: They have no knowledge of basic human anatomy. They thought that getting a vasectomy meant having your b**... chopped off.
Me: When it comes to the difference between castration and a vasectomy, there is a vas deferens.
Thanks Reddit for letting me steal a joke and use it on the wild.
How do you castrate a r**...?
Kick his sister's jaw in.
I would castrate myself
If I had the b**... to do it
What is the s**... orientation of a guy who is about to get castrated?
Bye-s**...
An old man...
An old man, living alone in a hut in the mountains walked down to the village one day. He went to the doctor.
- I want to be castrated
- No? Surely you don't want to do that?
- Yes, I do! Please castrate me!
And so they did.
When he later walked back up to his hut he met another man, also living alone in a hut in the mountains. The other man said:
- Hi there! I'm going to the doctor. I'm going to be vaccinated.
- Vaccinated! That was the word!
How do you castrate a h**...?
You kick his sister in the jaw
